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Song Parodies -> "Jettison"
Original Song Title:
"Medicine"
Original Performer:
The 1975
Parody Song Title:
"Jettison"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
"Jettison some weight or I'll never make it to Cybertron!" - Astrotrain, The Transformers: The Movie
It's really hard to sail sky high
With this little weight issue of mine
I say "little", ain't true, yeah, the problem's rather huge
So I need your help to become light
Find something to jettison (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Ee-yeah, need weight jettisoned (ee-yeah, to jettison)
I, I don't need all those shoes
And say bye, bye to those flutes
But I think how I will sail sky high
Is to dump the weight that is you, hope you fly
You're something to jettison (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Ee-yeah, need weight jettisoned (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Perfect thing to jettison (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Ee-yeah, need weight jettisoned (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Yeah, need weight jettisoned
With this little weight issue of mine
I say "little", ain't true, yeah, the problem's rather huge
So I need your help to become light
Find something to jettison (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Ee-yeah, need weight jettisoned (ee-yeah, to jettison)
I, I don't need all those shoes
And say bye, bye to those flutes
But I think how I will sail sky high
Is to dump the weight that is you, hope you fly
You're something to jettison (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Ee-yeah, need weight jettisoned (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Perfect thing to jettison (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Ee-yeah, need weight jettisoned (ee-yeah, to jettison)
Yeah, need weight jettisoned
The steel drums in this song really take me out of the mood, TBH.
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