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Song Parodies -> "All My Wives"

Original Song Title:

"All My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

K-Ci & JoJo

Parody Song Title:

"All My Wives"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude's married a whole lot of women...at once. Why does one wife have such a problem with his soon-to-be new wife?
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
She's number ni-ine
Shh

Thought I'd never find another lover
As sweet as you, as sweet as you
But look, I somehow found another lover
Just as great as you-ou-ou, just as great as you
But you're pissed o-o-off
Thought this wouldn't be a bother, you can leave now if you'd rather
Not like I'm bonking your sister, not the first time like this, either
You knew when you-ou put on that diamond ring
This was no-o exclusive thi-ing

Of all my wi-i-i-ives
She's the first you've di-isapproved
And I'm like "Wha-at? Did I
Did I do something wro-ong, boo?"
All my wi-i-ives
Are fine with this o-one tha-a-at's new
But you-ou're looking at me like I do-one goo-oo-oo-oofed
Hun, plea-ease explain to me your i-issue-ue (da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da)
I need to kno-ow if something is wro-o-o-ong (da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da)
Da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da (ah-ah)
Ba-aby (da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da) (ooh-oh-oh)

Thi-is poly-situation's never bee-een free from da-anger
But she and I have love, no gold-digging here, love
Not intuition stuff, you've never pulled that junk
Brain's why I love you-ou so much

But all my wi-i-ives, baby, baby
See nothing wrong wi-ith my boo
But I will sto-op i-if I (yes, I-I will stop for you)
If I feel you speak the-e truth
A-All my wi-ives (wives-a)
Sense no trouble, why-y do-o-o you (ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)?
I've go-ot cash to spare for an extra-a roo-oo-oo-oom
That's no-ot the reason? Boo, tell me

The a-accusations you throw
That Shelly-y's far from grea-eat for me, but I don't know
If you've a point, cause wow
Never seen you-ou like this 'fore now (now)
I'm thinking this is a joke, but you're insistent, though
Real serious look on your brow, babe
There's one part I don't get, though: she's tryna kill me? No
Can't be, that's a bit extreme no-ow
Hang o-on one sec, I don't know abou-out you-ou-ou-ou
But di-id that bang sound too close to-o you-ou-ou?

All my wi-i-ives
Ev'ryone that's i-in this room
You heard that sho-ot? A-All right
All right, I get the da-amn clue
A-All my wi-ives
Sorry I enda-ange-e-ered you
I di-id not head the warnings, my-y boo-oo-oos
All my wi-i-ives
I've been a giga-antic douche
To not confro-ont the-e wife
The wife holding the Ma-ag, true
A-All my wi-ives
Who missed it, I fo-orgi-i-ive you
We've a-all made mistakes, that much i-is true-ue-ue
A-All my wi-i-ives
Should know that I shou-ould trust you
So let's reti-ire to-o my
To my bed to rewa-ard you

Why Shelly? Cause that's the name of an assassin in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. Sure, in the game Shelly's a dude, but it sounds like a woman's name, as justified by what you get when you Google-image search "Shelly".

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Austin Powers - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
"That's a man, baby!"
Michael Pacholek - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
You threw me: I thought this was going to be about King Henry VIII, who features in my next parody.
Timmy1000 - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Hope they never hear about alimony

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