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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Truck"

Original Song Title:

"I Want a New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and The News

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a New Truck"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

1900TH PARODY, Y'ALL! And as is my tradition, I have taken a song I parodied back when I was stupid and inexperienced and re-parody along a vaguely similar topic. Last time I basically ripped off Weird Al. This time, let's go in a slightly more vehicular direction!
Oh-oh

I want a new truck
One that's full up with tricks
One that sprouts knives to stab your car
And make it bleed an oil slick
I want a new truck
One with a king-size bed
One with wings hidden in the sides
Or chopper blades instead

One that serves ev'ry purpose
All the things one can do
One that makes me feel like a James Bond kinda dude
A trucker James Bond dude

I want a new truck
With swap-out grills
One that won't cost too much
Or fail to climb hills
I want a new truck
One that can run all day
One that has a private Wi-Fi
One that has its own rocket bay

One that serves ev'ry purpose
Anything thought, will do
One that makes me feel like a Tony Stark type dude
An Iron Trucker dude
Iron Trucker dude, buddy

I want a new truck
One that does what it should
One that won't constantly have flats
One that won't break down in the woods
I want a new truck
One that grants clout
One that won't drain the tank too much
Or straight blow up, that's out

One that serves ev'ry purpose
Ev'ry damn thing plus two
One that makes me feel like I'm Optimus Prime, dude
And that's prime, it's true
Yes, it's prime, it's true, yeah, yeah-eah-eah

Holy crap, in about five months time, I'm gonna hit 2000. These things sneak up on you. It's like the saying goes "Time flies when you're not actively paying attention to the clock". At least that's how the saying should go, anyway.

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Agrimorfee - June 17, 2019 - Report this comment
I easily imagined a Mad Max-style friggin' big ol' Monster Truck in your parody here. (kinda ran out of gas in the last stanza, but, the price of fuel today, y'now...), 545

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