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Song Parodies -> "Phony Way Out"

Original Song Title:

"Only Way Out"

Original Performer:

Madeon ft. Vancouver Sleep Clinic

Parody Song Title:

"Phony Way Out"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Why'd you open a window?" "'Cause they'll think we escaped through there." "Right, but the grill can't fit through that window." "You're overthinking this, Dad. Open window equals "Maybe they went that way.""
We've got a problem, I don't know whether
We can stop him, strike like a feather
But I'm wond'rin' if there's a space to hide
And I know you think that we're done for
"He'll easily tear us asunder"
That's assumin' he thinks we're tucked away

'Cause there's another way now: we'll make a phony way out
Since our blockades only shattered because of his muscles now
Fast enough to gain lost ground but locked doors? Smashed through 'em now
So we can be really clever and pretend he's locked us down

Let's quickly wind up this window, we'll fake it
Like we passed through, that's our escape trick
Help me, you too, stack up these boxes high
Once that's done, then I'll make a box landslide
"Can't follow us!" is what that will look like
When we're inside them all along

So that's how we'll escape now: we'll make a phony way out
One-track mind, that's our big killer, only gettin' dumber now
When this chase scene started now, he was real thorough, no doubt
But when he fell for a mirror, my brain started chuggin' now

I'm hopin' this won't fail now
Might have to hide here forever, least until I learn about
That somebody brought him down, turn my phone on silent now
Wait, just tweek that window lever, get his ass stuck off the ground

"Where'd they go?" "Look. They must have gone out that window." "The grill can't fit through that." "Maybe they folded it?"

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