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Song Parodies -> "Tornado"

Original Song Title:

"Volcano"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Tornado"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's a twister! It's a twister!
Now I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Let me say now: I don't know (hahahaha), I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows

It's more than just an idle breeze
And it's heading straight to me
Missed the warning, that bad's mine
Now I'm scared of angry sky

Let me hear ya now, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows

Now my girl quickly said to me:
"Man, you should watch for debris
Bricks will come down hard and lots
You better duck 'em all now or duck 'em not once

Let me say now: I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Wow, it's windy

Hope I don't choke on the dirt
That will get kicked up from the whirl
Of high-force winds, what a suck
Hey, look, it's got my neighbour's truck

Now I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
One more now: I don't know (ah, he don't know), I don't know (ah, he don't know, god)
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows

I wonder if I'll land somewhere in the city
Wonder if I'll land just down the road (no, no, no)
What if I land right inside a trash can?
Wonder if I'll see birds as I go (no, no, no)
What if I land in the E.R. car park?
Save the ambulance's fee (no, no, no)
What if I land halfway through a brick wall?
I doubt my skull'd survive the entry (no, no, no)
What if I land in a gazebo?
What if I land fifty miles away (no, no, no)?
What if I land in a hot volcano?
I got nothing a-more to say

I don't know, I don't know
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows
Just a-one more: I don't know (oh, he don't know, he don't know, man)
I don't know (I don't know, man, don't know, man)
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the tornado blows

I don't think I can see a tornado without thinking of this noise.

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Matthias - December 02, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm a huge Jimmy Buffet fan and this song was a whole lotta fun. I like your list of places where you don't want to end up.
the_conqueror_of_parodies - December 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Matthias!

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