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Song Parodies -> "Stop Flaggin' My Comments Down"
Original Song Title:
"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around"
Original Performer:
Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Parody Song Title:
"Stop Flaggin' My Comments Down"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Every good online forum needs a system for flagging bad comments. Wait, lemme rephrase. Every good online forum needs a GOOD system for flagging bad comments. Wait, lemme rephrase. Every good online forum needs a NON-ABUSABLE-BY-ASSHOLES system for flagging bad comments.
Makin' contributions on this one board
"Out of line"? I'd never go there, or
At least that's what I'd intended to do
But someone thinks that I've been nasty or rude
Not a reason given I can see now
So before I lose my account
Stop flaggin' my, stop flaggin' my
Stop flaggin' my comments down
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
I re-read ev'rythin' that I posted (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
I re-read ev'rythin' to check off
Anythin' in there that could come off as racist (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Anythin' in there that's real bigoted at all
This is a forum for Transformers, alright (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)?
This ain't a forum for that kind of real jerk
Sure a couple might slip through, but that's not I
I can't even find unintended hurt (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Stop flaggin' my, stop flaggin' my
Stop flaggin' my comments down (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
If I'm not bein' a douche with my words (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
And nothin's there to misconstrue
Then there must be some pissed-off prick (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Who's got nothin' better they can do
Than falsely claim that I've not been actin' right (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Such false-ass claims must be done by a real jerk
Wish this system told me which one of you guys
Got this mad at my own-opinion words (he-e-ey)
Stop flaggin' my, stop flaggin' my
Stop flaggin' my comments down (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Stop flaggin' my comments down
Stop flaggin' my comments down (he-e-e-e-ey)
Stop flaggin' my comments down (he-e-e-e-ey)
Stop flaggin' my comments down
"Out of line"? I'd never go there, or
At least that's what I'd intended to do
But someone thinks that I've been nasty or rude
Not a reason given I can see now
So before I lose my account
Stop flaggin' my, stop flaggin' my
Stop flaggin' my comments down
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
I re-read ev'rythin' that I posted (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
I re-read ev'rythin' to check off
Anythin' in there that could come off as racist (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Anythin' in there that's real bigoted at all
This is a forum for Transformers, alright (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)?
This ain't a forum for that kind of real jerk
Sure a couple might slip through, but that's not I
I can't even find unintended hurt (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Stop flaggin' my, stop flaggin' my
Stop flaggin' my comments down (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
If I'm not bein' a douche with my words (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
And nothin's there to misconstrue
Then there must be some pissed-off prick (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Who's got nothin' better they can do
Than falsely claim that I've not been actin' right (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Such false-ass claims must be done by a real jerk
Wish this system told me which one of you guys
Got this mad at my own-opinion words (he-e-ey)
Stop flaggin' my, stop flaggin' my
Stop flaggin' my comments down (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Stop flaggin' my comments down
Stop flaggin' my comments down (he-e-e-e-ey)
Stop flaggin' my comments down (he-e-e-e-ey)
Stop flaggin' my comments down
When I parody a song that Weird Al's done, I usually expect the song to be a little longer, maybe some extended instrumentals or repeated choruses that he cut. I was not expecting the verses to start on an entirely different measure to his version. Then again, his version was from his first album, that's gonna have some teething troubles.
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THE WEIRD AL SONG WAS CALLED STOP DRAGGING MY CAR AROUND
We can't say it enough, Mike. Always use your inside voice here at Amiright; otherwise you don't get a cookie
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