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Of all the Christmas traditions I've heard of, there's one that stands out among the makes-sense-for-the-northern-hemisphere and nicked-from-pagan-rituals varieties: why eat a goose?
Serve up this more obscure bird once a year
Eat up, whether it's crumbed or boiled or seared
But maybe this is a weird thing to do

Maybe I'm a clueless fool
And maybe it tastes really nice
In my brain, question's burnin' hard:
Please, why a goose?

Turkey's the standard bird or so I hear
And surely the weirder bird's more dear
Worthy of a Google search or two, do it

Maybe I'm some kind of tool
Cause maybe the taste's worth the price
And Christmas is worth workin' hard
To earn a goose

Still maybe it's some ancient rule
Yes, maybe it's tradition, right
It still sets my brain churnin' hard


I think my family's only done turkey a coupla times, and even then it was a store-bought crumbed loaf. Every other year it was either chicken or a traditional Australian barbeque. Because it's summer, and that's what we do in the summer. Dunno why you'd wanna be face first in the grill when it's already melty weather, but whatever, it's delicious.

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Peter Andersson - January 01, 2019 - Report this comment
That tradition has not made it over here - maybe in the most southern part of Sweden, but they'll eat anything there and call it a delicasy.
Melanie Lee - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but nice lyrics. I think turkey is native to North America, and the goose tradition was established in England long before Europeans came to the New World and discovered turkeys.

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