Song Parodies -> "Fight The Bat(man)"

Original Song Title:

"Raise Your Glass"

Original Performer:

"Fight The Bat(man)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Part of my "World Go Boom" self-challenge. I know that Blaydeman's done something similar to this song, but his was about the Dark Knight film, mine's about a continuity-unspecific Joker being his usual self (both inspired by the "why so serious" line, I'll bet)

Smile, smile, if you don't mind
Think that I've lost my mind? You're right
I'm the Joker, yo
I live for sadistick yucks
Throw pies or blow a hospital up
That's just how I roll

Sometimes slasher, sometimes dancer
Hope that Batman takes a gander
I'm still silly though I'm stabby
Why so serious?

I'll fight the Batman all night long
Just cuz I can, hey, don't care if it's wrong
Will he ever laugh, ever laugh at my gags, come on
I've had this guy strung upside-down all week
Here in rotten ol' Gotham I'll
Fight the Bat
I'll break 'im one day, just watch
Break the Bat

Biff, bam, kapow, zam
Let's run a business that's a total sham
Wish he'd just freak out
(Go nuts, already)
Let's plot with Cobblepot
All that treatment in Arkham's for naught
Let's catch Robin now
(It's so frikkin' easy, wow)

Party crasher, window smasher
For a laugh, I'll cripple Barbara
Torture Gordon out of boredom
Why so serious?

I'll fight the Batman all night long
Along with Two-Face, we've both lost the plot
Won't Bats ever grin, ever grin at my gags, come on
He's oh-so gritty, what a total freak
Here in rotten ol' Gotham I'll
Fight the Bat
I'll break 'im one day, just watch
Break the Bat
Here in rotten ol' Gotham I'll
Fight the Bat
I'll break 'im one day, just watch
Break the Bat

Oh boy, here comes ol' Batsy
What fun!

They say I'm too cruel for school
They think I'm a useless fool
(We'll see who's the fool)
Can't let insults like that go
So I'll have to, guess I'll have to detonate their home

I'll fight the (uh, whoops)
I'll fight the Batman all night long
Maybe I'll get Bane, piss him off for lols
I will make 'im smile, make 'im smile anyway I can
Even if he needs a dose of Smilex

(Always)
I'll fight the Batman all night long
Something to do, hey, beat up Jason Todd
This will never end, never end, let's disperse this crowd
With Poison Ivy's lovely flora treats
Here in rotten ol' Gotham I'll
Fight the Bat
I'll break 'im one day, just watch
Break the Bat
Here in rotten ol' Gotham I'll
Fight the Bat
I'll break 'im one day, just watch
Break the Bat, you'll see

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Rob Arndt - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice comic parody-555! I love doing Superhero parodies and have 98 to date. But am not a big DC fan. I've done Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Cat Woman, Harley Quinn, Aquagirl, Wonder Woman, Cheetah, Blue Beetle, Hawkgirl, Superman, Supergirl, and some others. But my real love is the Marvel universe and some Indy heroes :)

Porfle Popnecker - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Lots of good references.

Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment

Nice work, I really like the OS and the title switch was really nice and there were a lot of good lines in here. Good job!

Max Power - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment

Takes guts to fight a industrial owner in a bat costume.

Agrimorfee - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment

A lot of good lines, but so many instances of the same OS words really bugged me as much as Christian Bale's growly in-costume voice. 554.

Matthias - February 27, 2013 - Report this comment

I disagree with Agrimorfee because I actually enjoyed seeing some of the words from Pink's original song taken out of context like the "Why so serious" line which is perfect for this parody. This is a great parody and I'm a personal fan of it because I love Pink almost as much as I love Batman.

Jeff Reuben - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment

I liked the old school Batman (Biff Bam Kapow Zam) coming into the song, and the Why So Serious line was a natural fit.

brightCAP - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment

I love when the parody matches the original rhymes and lines so closely! Favorite line: “Hope that Batman takes a gander”

Blaydeman - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) Your's is much better than min TCOP, LOL! Really good tribute to a great villain and franchise.

Glen S - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment

Yeah, great work on this Conq. Excellent throughout, and great use of the OS, but 'Torture Gordon out of boredom' and 'Why so serious?' were inspired.

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