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Song Parodies -> "One Hopes (That You'd Know Where Shit Goes)"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"
Original Performer:
Edison Lighthouse
Parody Song Title:
"One Hopes (That You'd Know Where Shit Goes)"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
When something breaks, something you don't know how to fix yourself, you go to the people who's job it is to know. They'll know what to do! Right?
You might think it's funny but I've been paying money
To have y'all fix my car for me
Because one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
It might drive me crazy because you all seem lazy
My vehicle's not in one piece
Because one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
Each time that I drove my car, something whined
Didn't think that was right and so I chose today, hey
To ask those who know car insides well
But it's all gone to hell, it's all in disarray
Told me "Come back later, the whole thing will be greater
Than when you first bought it", see
That means one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
Car looks like it lost a frag grenade fight
Or someone reset time back to assembly day, hey
All those awards you have on the shelf
Are they lies? How the hell else have you gone astray?
Never thought I'd say this but I want to un-pay this
Can I see the owner, please?
Because one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
CEO is you? That answers my question
Nobody knows, ah jeez
Could do better with YouTube, I'd wager
Shown you don't know more, jeez
Call up my lawyer, I'll get even
Oh, now you know? Ah jeez
To have y'all fix my car for me
Because one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
It might drive me crazy because you all seem lazy
My vehicle's not in one piece
Because one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
Each time that I drove my car, something whined
Didn't think that was right and so I chose today, hey
To ask those who know car insides well
But it's all gone to hell, it's all in disarray
Told me "Come back later, the whole thing will be greater
Than when you first bought it", see
That means one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
Car looks like it lost a frag grenade fight
Or someone reset time back to assembly day, hey
All those awards you have on the shelf
Are they lies? How the hell else have you gone astray?
Never thought I'd say this but I want to un-pay this
Can I see the owner, please?
Because one hopes that you'd know where shit goes
Does nobody know? Ah jeez
CEO is you? That answers my question
Nobody knows, ah jeez
Could do better with YouTube, I'd wager
Shown you don't know more, jeez
Call up my lawyer, I'll get even
Oh, now you know? Ah jeez
Fletcher: Why... you! You LIAR! You know what I'm going to do about this?
Mechanic: What?
Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it'll just drain eight hours of my life, and you probably won't show up! And if I finally got the judgment, you'd just stiff me anyway! So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and TAKE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE!
Mechanic: You've been here before, haven't ya?
Mechanic: What?
Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it'll just drain eight hours of my life, and you probably won't show up! And if I finally got the judgment, you'd just stiff me anyway! So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and TAKE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE!
Mechanic: You've been here before, haven't ya?
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