*Ahem*

I can handle thrillers, crazy sci-fi monsters
So I think I'm ready to take on a real horror
Don't think I don't notice your face's reaction
Twist more than fraction, son
Shunned me in the past real hard, though not like an asshole
More "protect the one who cannot take it" but I can, though
No longer a fretter or a trouser-wetter
Gotten far better, sir

Might-might-might see how this is gon' go
My speech about courage will straight blow
Up-up on me but I say "No"
Can do this, let's go

I can make it through the frights that I see
Hit the button, you want proof? Trust me, mmm
Comin' up to the first fright, I can breathe
I know that I won't leave the room, here it comes, I'm fine...I'm not ready for it

First glimpse of the monster, I had to leave promptly
Dialogue would be cut off from my scream piercin' sharply
Pretty good effects then to get me that frightened
Just let me catch my breath and
And then I can be braver (oh-oh), won't succumb to failure
All the effort (oh-oh) I've made to handle it? Not in vain, sir
Sit back in my place now, rewind a few frames now
I won't freak the same now, now

I-I-I'll be the one who won't go (go)
And scream into the nearest pillow
Fri-frighten me? Not again, no (no)
Just watch me, I won't (just watch me, I won't)

Just because it's late at night, I won't scream (yeah)
Bit more blood than I'm used to (used to), trust me, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
I can handle it, I'm fine (I'm fine), I won't leave (won't leave)
Let's see what else this beast can do, I will stay this time...I'm not ready for it
No, still not ready for it

Maybe I'll cower a bit, cower for a bit
For a little bit, ah, ah-ah
Maybe I've messed up a bit, messed up just a bit
Way more than a bit

I, I, I see how this is gon' go
Repeat the above until it's broke
I-I don't mean the video
Mean you, ain't fair, no

Should do this another night when I've seen (I've seen)
Lower-level sort of spooks (low spooks), mid scenes (mid scenes), mmm (eh-eh)
'Cause it simply isn't right to trust me (trust me)
When "handle this", I just can't do, least not at this time (yeah)
Skip the Xenomorphs tonight

I know that it's a classic, whole series, classic
Well, parts are classic, I'm not ready for it
Weird lots of old horror flicks, first two are classic
The rest are deemed shit, still not ready for it