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Song Parodies -> "Shank You"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You"

Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Shank You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Two old friends catch up on old times. Surely this all harmless, right? As if the title didn't spoil that...
"Hey there, my old friend, time's gone by-y, I
Know that I haven't called
But I can't do thi-is over the phone
Not personal at all
Sure, a letter ai-ain't much better in that way
Still keeps the awkwardne-ess small
Hope we ca-an catch up real soon-ish, man
Real soon-ish, ma-a-an"

That's what I sent to-o you the other day
It seems you got i-it, great
It's been way too lo-ong since I saw your face
And all your other bits
But I had ulte-erio-or motives, I
Hope you'll understand that, mate
So I will pro-omise this won't hurt so bad
Won't hurt so ba-a-a-ad

I-I-I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I) came to sha-ank you
With this incredibly clea-ean (oh-oh-oh) and sha-arp kni-i-ife
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I'd hate to shiv you
But you know my orde-ers (oh-oh-oh-oh) come first, right

Oh-oh

Wait, you should be shocked or mad
I said I'll run you right through
Make some sort of angry sound
At least a swear or two
You haven't eve-en raised a-a brow now
Have I missed a big clue-ue?
Why come up to-o me-e?

Cause I-I-I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I) came to sha-ank you
Did you come to do the sa-ame (oh-oh-oh) thing a-as I-I-I?
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I'd hate to shiv you
Please tell me it's the sa-ame (oh-oh-oh-oh) for you, right
I-I-I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I) came to sha-ank you
Did we get the orders fro-om (oh-oh-oh) the sa-ame gu-u-uy?
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I'd hate to shiv you
How 'bout we go stab hi-im (oh-oh-oh-oh), that alright?

It's kinda weird hearing the first verse without the tons of rain sounds leading into Eminem's fan/stalker. Still have to parody that song for the Epic 40...

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