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Song Parodies -> "Data Used"

Original Song Title:

"Deja Vu"

Original Performer:

Olivia Rodrigo

Parody Song Title:

"Data Used"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Strawberry Ice Cream" self-challenge. In fact, it's the very song that gave said mashup its title! Anyway, a mystery is afoot: where did all the internets go?
Wish I was more like you
And had the raw green to splurge, it's true
But I don't have shit, so my internet's been capped for use (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
That would be fine with me
Don't need connections to play most games, you see
But somethin's happ'nin', now all those gigabytes have fled from me, hmm

Swear yesterday it did work, so fast that it zoomed
But now it dribbles like slow motion goo
Somehow it's drained, what kinda jerk
Would do this, though? To go and slurp my net, that's rude
How was my data used? I'm so confused
How was my data used? Ha-ah, hmm
How was my data used, huh?

I'd remember if I was to blame
Because it's set up with quite a few milestone aims
And when I crack them, I get e-mailed to dial back on my shite
I did get them all in one haul when I woke up with a jerk
You bet I'm a regretter of my message tone, loud yeller
No shared password, can't when I forgot it myself first (ooh), I'm dumb, dude

So how the hell did this work? Can't pay for a boost
Don't say I left it on overnight, dude
Because I don't, I shut it down
Precisely 'cause I worry 'bout this crap, I'm screwed
How was my data used? I'm so confused
How was my data used? Oh-oh
How was my data used? Oh

Not lookin' at me, shuffle your shoes
Sure act like you're knowin' a thing or two
Won't be attackin' or yellin' "J'accuse!"
Though that's a real fun thing to do
Won't be the asshole (oh-oh), won't say nothin', no (oh-oh-oh)
I'll simply lean on this big hammer I own (oh-oh)
You're turnin' red now, check which door's in view
I know how my data's used

I know how my data's used
I know how my data's used

The e-mail thing was indeed how the net was set up at my house for a while. Was kind of amazing to realise as the deals got better, the e-mails got less frequent until it became "pay this much per month and you can just go hogwild all the time". I rewatched so many Let's Plays after that, lemme tell ya. And okay, how is "rewatched" not in Chrome's dictionary?

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