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Song Parodies -> "Ball Pit"

Original Song Title:

"Mosh Pit"

Original Performer:

Flosstradamus ft. Casino

Parody Song Title:

"Ball Pit"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You wouldn't want an extra hour in this. You don't want any hours in this!
Haha

I must have missed somethin' in the smaller print
This job has lots of perks but this part's utter shit
I'd rather scrub down all of the toilets, ick
That's because this one spot is a total tip
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You might believe the things I've found in the ball pit (brr)

There's more than balls that can be hauled out this bloody pit
Because kids love to drop their stuff, got no solid grip
I found some socks in there, they really stink
But what's worse is that there's never a matched pair that sinks
Found some shoes with the same problem, don't want this
Who the hell just strips off in a ball pit?
Got kids' t-shirts hidden errywhere
Got onesies hidden errywhere, used nappies hidden errywhere

I don't like this, gonna check the finer print
My contract should've mentioned a way out of this
Sick of fishin' out sauce packets and dead chips
This is not the dump spot for your garbage, kids
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You might believe the things I've found in the ball pit (brr)

Think it can't get more gross, don't think that shit
Dumb brain, don't you tempt fate or you'll get split
I've seen rotten fruit, past-date mayo, straight sick
So many balls I've seen dipped in vomit
But don't you dare tell me you've heard of worse shit
"I read one had a snake, one had needles in it!"
You can't fool me, ay, ay, with that old shit
Who needs falsehoods when you've picked up real shit?

I'm gonna quit, no amount of finer print
Could make that pile of balls better than what it is
The things that I've found on, in and under it
I'm appalled, I don't want one more day of this
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You won't believe the things I've found in the ball pit
You might believe the things I've found in the ball pit (brr)

All so awful

I personally think that ball pits lose their appeal as soon as you get in trouble for pelting balls at your friends/siblings.

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