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Song Parodies -> "Fight This Bout for Me"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Out on Me"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Fight This Bout for Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Hey, turns out I'm allergic to getting the shit beaten out of me, you wanna take this one?
Shit
Can you fight this bout for me?
Go on, fight this bout for me

Normally I fight dudes when they're in my face, I'll throw some blows
But right now I just don't have the energy, zero buzz
But a switch in a pinch will help me bounce back
I'd tell you his weaker points, there's no time for that
Your invitation has been cleared
You want a say in it? Your choice is "tough shit"
I can't take the damage upon my body
Must pass the pain to somebody's shoulders, are you ready?
Time for you to pay the price for standin' closer, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-oh

Time to fight this bout for me
You can fight this bout for me
More than a punchin' bag for this dude right here despite
His big advantage in weight and height
Just fight this bout for me
You can fight this bout for me

It's a bit much
Thin as a weed, wind yourself with just a punch
A pretty big risk that your nose
Will soon be comparable to mush
But it won't end up fatal, don't be cynical
You've got my promise now, can't act all quizzical
Sorry, must pee, won't get euphemistical
But I'll be right back

For now, fight this bout for me, yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee
You can fight this bout for me, hey, hey, hey, hey
Not this dude's punchin' bag, though it really does look like 9Hey)
He'll end up with 25 to life (ooh-whoa-oh)
Just fight this bout for me (oh-ooh-ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-whoa-oh)
You can fight this bout for me (oh-ooh-ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-whoa)

Okay, just checking my big list of songs to parody and...I'm seriously gonna end up parodying this whole album. On the one hand, that's a hell of a thing to put on a resume. On the other, at least most of 'em are under three minutes.

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