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Song Parodies -> "Mad Ferret"

Original Song Title:

"Black Velvet"

Original Performer:

Alannah Myles

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Ferret"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A man is on the run...from a ferret! Fear the fuzz-tube!

Please excuse me, Imma runnin' from my own hell
Fangs 'n' claws are on the patrol for my hi-i-ide
Thought that cardboard box would be a good holder
It's not one of the better decisions of mi-i-ine
I gotta split, don't wanna be caught by i-i-it
I hear you ask "Just what are you runnin' fro-om?"

Mad ferret, that's what's after my hide
Mad ferret, I don't want it to bite
But I don't know why it's all chompin' at my knees
Mad ferret's after me

I've never known the fuzz sock to misbehave
Too cautious for disease surpri-ise
Didn't step on him, never acted like a jerk
So I don't know why he wants to chew my eye-eyes
Here he comes, dude, I'm proud of how fast he can mo-ove
Wait, I see some more ferrets, crap, there's a hoard

Mad ferrets comin' after my hide
Mad ferrets, I don't want 'em to bite
Really wish I had time to count just how many
Mad ferrets after me

Don't deserve the angry throngs of ferrets, do I, du-u-ude?
It's a flash mob, a swarm, a cute, fuzzy doo-oo-oom
I think I'm scre-e-e-ewed

Mad ferrets want to chew on my hide
Mad ferrets need to learn to not bite
The only way it could be worse is if those peeved
Mad fe-errets all had flea-ea-ea-ea-eas
Mad ferrets, they only want my hi-i-ide
Mad ferrets will chase me down for miles
What's in my bag? Just what the butcher gave to me
Those ferrets
Wa-ant my mea-eat?

So it see-ee-eems

So it see-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eems

So it see-ee-ee-eems

Rule of thumb: feed your pets if you don't want them and all their mates to chase you across the country in their mad hunger.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Peter Andersson - August 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Nobody has commented on this one so I don't know how old it is - surely not as old as that ancient Greek tale about the Ferret Man and his rocking boat...

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