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Song Parodies -> "That's Not A Lot"

Original Song Title:

"That's What I Want"

Original Performer:

Lil Nas X

Parody Song Title:

"That's Not A Lot"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "I Want Music" self-challenge. Beware, my friends, of the dreaded disappointment of...SHRINKFLATION! *dramatic thunder*
Love food, need more

I get joy when I chomp and swallow all night
Out of context, sounds wrong but it's alright
Some can try to prove that my weight's too high
Yeah, I've heard it before, didn't work at the time
But I've noticed somethin' recently
If I check, I can now see both of my feet
Was wonderin' how that could be but I see
Somethin' right before me or not there, as you'll see, yeah

I worked it out too slowly
Just a bit too engrossed
In readin' shit on my phone
But when my hand reached for chips, there were none

I want some food, I'm hungry (ah-ah-ah)
I need some food to feed me (ah-ah-ah)
But this bag feels light, I'm sure that ain't right, should be way more here for me (ah-ah-ah)
'Cause I want some food to munch, that's not a fuckin' lot (ah-ah)

Look, I didn't feel it was light at the time
Just kinda tossed in the cart but now I'm (now I'm)
Recheckin' all that I bought, this ain't right
From the meat and dairy to the tiny cherries, like
All of it's sized down compared to what I
Bought a week ago, hate it but is it really lies? Uh
It says on the thing how many litres are within
But be honest: nobody reads all that info anyway

Friends and suchlike cajole me
To eat less, I say "No"
Forcin' a diet? That blows
And I haven't even saved a few bucks

I want some food, I'm hungry (ah-ah-ah)
I need some food to feed me (ah-ah-ah)
But they've dropped in size, just enough to find that post-binge, I still feel weak (ah-ah-ah)
'Cause I want some food to munch, that's not a fuckin' lot (ah-ah)

I want some food, I'm hungry (ah-ah-ah)
I need some food to feed me (ah-ah-ah)
Could buy more, that's right but I think you'll find that I'm not composed of green (ah-ah-ah)
'Cause I want some food to munch, that's not a fuckin' lot (ah-ah)

Still not annoying as Tim Tams coming in packs of 11, though. I mean, how do divide that? Besides just eating the whole pack yourself.

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