Yeah

You will like this new thing we'll cram down your throat, uh
New and fine, it's totally diff'rent, not a joke, yeah
Unified is what we'll soon be, don't act slow, uh
This ad won't go, yeah, this ad won't go, yeah
You will like this new thing, just give it a go, uh
New this time: promise that it's not gonna explode, yeah
Move aside that old thing from two months ago, uh
This ad won't go, yeah, this ad won't go, yeah

Might cost you ev'rything
A leg, an arm, it's worth it, mostly
Won't get broken, parts are rigid
Also flexes easily
Don't pause, buy it now, you'll
Feel awful if you're the one
Who ends up missin' out and
I know you hate misery

You will like this new thing based on that hit show, uh
New and fine, not leftover merchandise, hell no, yeah
Unified is what your friends will be, 'fraid so, uh
This ad won't go, yeah, this ad won't go, yeah
You will like this new thing because we say so, uh
New this time: smaller chance for half your skin to bloat, yeah
Move aside all your doubts, just let 'em all go, uh
This ad won't go, yeah, this ad won't go, yeah

You will like this new thing, you're weird if you don't, uh
New and fine, don't believe that critical blog post, yeah
Unified with us, that thing ain't, let that go, uh
This ad won't go, yeah, this ad won't go, yeah
You will like this new thing, no, you have no vote, uh
New this time: one less part to make a young child choke, yeah
Move aside any "thought I'd buy a house" hopes, uh
This ad won't go, yeah, this ad won't go, yeah