Line after line, they say somethin' snide
Like "That's what I'd call headin' off, am I right?"
Would be alright-ish, except, you know
All the gore's bad taste to be all jokey about
Don't want these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
I hate these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
Don't want these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
I hate these excessive jokes, I hate these excessive jokes

You might think these are funny but they're really not
Assume that these are funny, dude, they're really not
So sure that these are funny, try to see they're not
Convinced that these are funny, wake up, please, they're not

And though I abhor bad taste gags, they've got more
Not meant to be a douche judgin' by the score
One single glib joke's fine but there's a load
Way too breezy with their cheesy words, please stop the flow
Don't need these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
Cut out these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
Don't need these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
Cut out these excessive jokes, cut out these excessive jokes

Don't want a stream of one-liners, I wish they'd stop
Spewin' this stream of awful lines, sure wish they'd stop
A non-stop stream of upbeat lines, they need to stop
Unendin' stream of stupid lines, why won't they stop?

Saw the promos, seemed to show
A dark horror so bleak, you can't unsee the gore
What's on display's the opposite, though
Every single actor thinks it's a Whedon show
Quit with these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
We don't need excessive jokes, excessive jokes
Quit with these excessive jokes, excessive jokes
We don't need excessive jokes, we don't need terrible, excessive jokes

You lied to me, my money's wasted on this schlock
Wanted to see some bloody scenes and not this schlock
I should've seen this comin', trailers lie a lot
Let me be free from awful gags 'fore my brain rots
Nobody needs
This bullshit
Your comedy's
Unwanted