Real big fan, so of course I follow
You on the socials so I can wallow
In all your thoughts, both deep and rather hollow
In this way, I pretend that we are good friends, a bit weird, I know

But if I can't be close to you, I'll settle for a post from you
Learn all about your life ('bout your life)
And if you can't be next to me, your revelry's my remedy
From havin' zero life, dream that I'm in your life

Sure, as friendships go, it's real hollow (whoo!)
A fantasy that no-one should borrow
But I am not the kind of freak who follows
Famous people to get real close benefits, don't want to be gross

'Cause if I can't be close to you, I'll settle for a post from you
You live a better life (better life), ee-yeah-eah
And if you can't be next to me, your many feeds give energy (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
That could just give me life, some tips to live my life

Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, na-na-na
Want your life, oh-oh-oh

So if I can't get close to you, I'll settle for a post from you
Swear I'm no creeper type
Know that you can't be next to me but you don't need an enemy
I will be more than fine, I'll stay ignored, that's fine