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Song Parodies -> "Rational"

Original Song Title:

"Animal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Rational"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's always the types that describes themselves as super-rational that get the most bent out of shape...
I posted up some Jem fan-art
Dudes got mad at me
And I am, I am struck dumb with the whole farce
Of why they're angry
"She's not fat! That's just lies! I'm rational, alright?
You should go and die!
How dare you go rewrite the past with your drawn lines!
You're mad, go eat knives!"

Overreact at how I drew that
Major hissy-fit at my fan redesign
It's hard to take in how they're hatin'
Yet they're callin' me hysterical? Oh my, oh-oh-oh

If I'd not seen this so much online
I'd call it random
This weird-ass hypocrisy ev'ry damn time
In ev'ry fandom
They yell and scream and cry "I'm rational and right!
They have lost their minds!"

I take my flat hand to my face, slap
Wonder how I'm the real snowflake here tonight
When they're here ragin', spittle sprayin'
At least I guess they are, can't tell, it's all online, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh (just, just, just, just, just nuts)
Oh (oh, oh), oh-oh-oh-oh (oh, oh), oh-oh-oh-oh (oh, oh)
Oh-oh-oh

It's all a tad sad, they get so mad
When they think they've found someone who's lost their mind (when they've lost their minds)
Could ill up pages with their rages
Though if it moves to abuse, I block, no lie, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, putz

I'd say that this'd result in some interesting comments, but given that the scourge of Mike has apparently been vanquished, I'm not sure what to expect.

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