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Song Parodies -> "StockMisplaced"

Original Song Title:

"OctaHate"

Original Performer:

Ryn Weaver

Parody Song Title:

"StockMisplaced"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever been shopping only to discover some dozy git's left something in the wrong aisle? This dude has...
Stop it, stop it
Stop it, stop it

What makes me mad ev'ry damn time
That I go shoppin', I always find
Stuff on the shelves in the wrong aisle
Double-take so hard, slip on the tiles
Just chips and snacks here in aisle five
So seein' loo roll raises ire
Pisses me off, wastin' my time
Puttin' things back to calm down my mind

I can't take it
The first day I saw that egg box layin'
In the raisins
I can't take it
Can't believe that people are that lazy
Much misplacement all around
Oh, who put this down?
No, I can't take it
Made complaints but jack-all has been changin'
Gets me ragin'

Stop it, stop it

Stockboys aren't slack, I see their face
Can almost see the fume lines from their rage
Who left the juice in the meat trays?
Either of them leaks, it's a bad day
Know some will say that what transpires
Is just mundane, not worth my ire
But you know what's not that mundane?
Some twat's been leavin' the freezer things in roast displays

I can't take it
Who would take an ice cream bar and place it
With the baked shit?
I can't take it
New one ev'ry minute, drives me crazy
Wrong thing placement all around
Oh, you all blow now
Cause I can't take it
Such a pain to see the wrong things layin'
In here, hate it

Groan and frown, now I feel forced to
Bring way more bags than I want to cause I got to
Put back all that's been misplaced
That term's too nice, should replace it
Implies these folks are mistaken, faux pas ain't it
They're just slack, I must refrain
Can't let them know how much they blow, blow, blow, blo-lo-lo-low

I can't take it
Wanna race and start interrogatin'
Find who placed this
I can't take it
Bet I'll see some real indignant faces
"I misplaced shit? Who cares now?
Not my job, I'm out"
Man, I can't take it
Rearrange the store myself to change this
Mass displacement

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (all wrong now)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (screwed up now)
Stop it, stop it
Stop it, stop it

Seriously, stop it. Drives me up the wall. Though at least whenever it happens, I hear Lee Evans in my head shouting "DOn't look at me, I'm fisch paschte! Thisch isch the bread section! Schome baschtard put me here!". Don't ask me why he gave the fish paste a lateral lisp, 'tis a riddle for the ages.

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Querty - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Who is this troll that keeps harassing an author who single handedly carried this site on his back with his output. This place was completely dead for months at a time in 2019. The one person who was contributing anything of note was TCOP. So lets be a deranged wretch and try to drive him away to show our appreciation

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