-> "Limited Shifter"
Original Song Title:
"Twisted Transistor"
Original Performer:
KoЯn
Parody Song Title:
"Limited Shifter"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Feels rude, feels rude, you can call me bitter
Because I'm a limited shifter
So many rules and regs coming up, coming up
Things I can't turn into, just way too much
Nothing that flies, nothing with more eyes than two
For sure, it sucks, feel that I'm super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed, super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Yes, I said super screwed, that's what I'm feeling
Beasts-to-use list is decreasing
What to do? You'd reconsider
This gift too, limited shifter
Bet you, bet you would finally get it
If you were there, promised perfect vengeance
"Become a bear, be strong!" He said but skipped
Where only beasts I've viewed are included
I've only spied some cats and dogs and rats, true
And no, there's not a zoo near me, I'm screwed
Super screwed, super screwed, super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Yes, I said super screwed, that's what I'm feeling
That old douche owes me a meeting
"I warned you"? Not enough, wizard
Stupid rules, limited shifter
Super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Super screwed, super screwed
Feels rude, feels rude, there's a time limit
Can't tell time for shit, wizard jerk
And you, and you assured it was painless
Sure, it technic'lly is but ev'ry time
I cannot breathe, an unpleasant scene, fix it
This sucks
It's so screwed, no deeper meaning
With these rules, none that I'm seeing
Tried and proved: can't do jack, wizard
Lift those rules, no-limit shifter
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