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Song Parodies -> "Lost My Reed"

Original Song Title:

"What You Need"

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Parody Song Title:

"Lost My Reed"

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The Lyrics

A small strip of wood that is vital for making your saxophone or clarinet or whatever not sound like a dying cat..and this dumbass up and lost it. Enjoy!
Recital's loomin'
It's bad enough that I get stage fri-ight
The reason that I'm freakin'
Is the fact my reed's out of si-ight

Can't find my reed
Ooh, can't fi-ind my damn sax's reed
I friggin' lost my reed

Should've held it closely
And now I've wasted the last sev'ral da-ays
Ev'ry last inch, I'm searchin'
Scrounge until I find it's hiding place
Ooh-ooh yeah

Must fi-ind my reed
Ooh, in ti-ime, kinda need my reed
Hate that I lost my reed
Stupid friggin' reed
I didn't buy it cheap
Need to find my reed
Must un-lose my reed
Recital's on in three

I'm screwed

Guess those music lessons
Were a waste of cash, my face fa-alls
Wait a tic, what's this odd feelin'?
Inside my pocket, hey, there's my sax ree-eed!

Holy crap, I found my reed, damn sax reed
After all that banal faldera-a-al
Yeah, I found you, should plan to buy a spare or three

At least with a guitar when you lose the pick you can improvise with anything solid enough to make the strings work. Reeded instruments are just boned.

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