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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Crap Shot"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Robot"
Original Performer:
Aqua
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Crap Shot"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Yeah, that's right, Aqua's still a thing in the 2010's. And the original song had a bunch of F-bombs in the chorus. Sometimes life makes no sense and yet all of the sense at the same time. Anyway, dude can't aim worth a crap. Enjoy!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh
I'm tryna aim and thro-o-ow
This empty Coke can into that recyclin' bin there
It won't go in, man, it's incredibly unfair, yeah-ee-yeah
Cause ev'ryone's shots, they always sco-ore
But my shots tend to swerve, why are they poo-oor?
Oh-oh-oh
Not a big problem, I kno-o-ow, yeah-ee-yeah
But my colleagues insult me for my crap shots
And even though I try, I miss the spot
Not just the bin shot, though, it's the whole da-amn lot
I try-ee-y-ee-y, it's true
I'm such a friggin' cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
I suck, always make ba-ad shots-shots-shots-shots
They won't fly true, it's the truth, I suck, dude
I suck at this, can't la-and shots-shots-shots-shots-shots-shots
Oh-oh-oh
How can this bring me lo-o-ow?
It's not really something that leads to depression
But the kinds of things I miss are worth a mention, yeah-ee-yeah
The USB slot, I miss the floo-oor
I even miss when I try to put me through doo-oors
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Sounds like a stupid sitcom show, yeah-ee-yeah
My aim will always miss by quite the long shot
That's why for sports teams, don't try for a spot
Tried practicin' my throws, my missin' wo-on't stop
Can't lie-ee-ie-ee-ie to you
I'm such a total cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Sure suck at not-bullcra-ap shots-shots-shots-shots
Things I throw do not fly true, told you, dude
I'm such a bloody cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Still a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Such a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
No, no, no, no, I can't hit things
I always miss, kinda dang'rous
The way I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
No, no, shouldn't be driving
Even walking, I keep missing
Tiles, cause I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
But the one part of my aim that ge-ets mocked
Is that damn bi-in on the side of the lot
My attempts always go elsewhere, 'cept o-one shot
It flie-ee-ie-ee-ied so true, true, true, true, true
No-one saw that not-cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
For once I landed tha-at shot-shot-shot-shot
But none of you a-hole dudes saw it, true
It sucks, just like my cra-ap shots-shots-shots-shots-shots-shots
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Quite the cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh
I'm tryna aim and thro-o-ow
This empty Coke can into that recyclin' bin there
It won't go in, man, it's incredibly unfair, yeah-ee-yeah
Cause ev'ryone's shots, they always sco-ore
But my shots tend to swerve, why are they poo-oor?
Oh-oh-oh
Not a big problem, I kno-o-ow, yeah-ee-yeah
But my colleagues insult me for my crap shots
And even though I try, I miss the spot
Not just the bin shot, though, it's the whole da-amn lot
I try-ee-y-ee-y, it's true
I'm such a friggin' cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
I suck, always make ba-ad shots-shots-shots-shots
They won't fly true, it's the truth, I suck, dude
I suck at this, can't la-and shots-shots-shots-shots-shots-shots
Oh-oh-oh
How can this bring me lo-o-ow?
It's not really something that leads to depression
But the kinds of things I miss are worth a mention, yeah-ee-yeah
The USB slot, I miss the floo-oor
I even miss when I try to put me through doo-oors
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Sounds like a stupid sitcom show, yeah-ee-yeah
My aim will always miss by quite the long shot
That's why for sports teams, don't try for a spot
Tried practicin' my throws, my missin' wo-on't stop
Can't lie-ee-ie-ee-ie to you
I'm such a total cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Sure suck at not-bullcra-ap shots-shots-shots-shots
Things I throw do not fly true, told you, dude
I'm such a bloody cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Still a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Such a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
No, no, no, no, I can't hit things
I always miss, kinda dang'rous
The way I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
No, no, shouldn't be driving
Even walking, I keep missing
Tiles, cause I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot-shot
But the one part of my aim that ge-ets mocked
Is that damn bi-in on the side of the lot
My attempts always go elsewhere, 'cept o-one shot
It flie-ee-ie-ee-ied so true, true, true, true, true
No-one saw that not-cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
For once I landed tha-at shot-shot-shot-shot
But none of you a-hole dudes saw it, true
It sucks, just like my cra-ap shots-shots-shots-shots-shots-shots
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Quite the cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm a cra-ap shot-shot-shot-shot
At first I was concerned that this was gonna be a retread of a previous parody of mine, but then again a) that was three years ago and b) pretty sure no-one read it anyway (one 555 vote and no comments), so I think I can get away with it.
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This parody has perfect aim and hit that 555 target!
A definite bullseye though some down voters missed their marks.
(Artistry) I really like this OS and have been trying to come up with something for it for some time now. I never would've come up with this. Very unique topic and you did as much as you could with it. You stretched this idea to the very thinnest it could go. It got a little sketchy at the end there, but overall I thought you did an admirable job doing a cool theme in a challenging OS.
Interesting idea, I like the OS...but I agree with Blaydeman that the topic was stretched pretty thin. Overall, a pretty solid parody. Well done.
Sorry for the late post---this was in, but my wifi connection is crap. Agreed, this concept was stretched so far it almost snapped. It's hard to improve on the ridiculousness of the chorus.
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