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Song Parodies -> "Slinking Around You"

Original Song Title:

"Thinking About You"

Original Performer:

Calvin Harris ft. Ayah Marar

Parody Song Title:

"Slinking Around You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. The Master of Stealth, the Lord of Shadows, the Paragon of hey where are you going oh come on take me seriously!
Gonna ge-et you and you won't see me comin', mate
You can't see-ee me, I'm hidden deep within the shade
Gonna sto-op you now from doin' anythin', you see
But you ca-an't see, kinda the point, back on track, please

So now it seems you're scre-ewed because I'm after you-ou
Its not somethin' that you're u-used to
You're all right in the da-ay, but when the sun's awa-ay
I'm gonna make sure cri-ime won't pay
You're not a bad guy? True-ue, but I still don't like you-ou
So you're gonna have to fa-ace the truth
Can't punch me in the fa-ace, fight any other wa-a-ay
When the shadows are where I-I will stay

I'll be slinkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be sneakin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be creepin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be skulkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be inchin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be slith'rin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be lurkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll be slinkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you

Bud, it's ho-opeless, can't hit me while I'm in the shade
Don't you kno-ow that? Not sure you've got the hint yet, mate
I'm like Batman, Spawn, some other comic freak
If you see my eyes, you'll be knocked ou-out, creep
Why not run away? Make like trees and leave, hang on, explain

A little bit confu-used, not what I thought you'd do-o
I expected you to be-e spooked
Not roll your eyes and sa-ay "I've got this torch here, ma-ate
Your parlour tricks are ki-inda lame"
Come on, work with me, du-ude, never get one on you-ou
I'm the night, you're gonna wre-eck that too?
Just let me play this ga-ame, then you'll be on your wa-a-ay
Maybe with a less inta-act-like face

I'll keep slinkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
Keep on sneakin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll keep creepin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
Keep on skulkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll keep inchin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
Keep on slith'rin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
I'll keep lurkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you
Keep on slinkin' 'round you, you, you, you, you

Not everyone's frightened by the "boogedy-boogedy" routine, dude. Especially when it's literally you going "boogedy-boogedy" in the slightly poorly-lit corner.

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