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Song Parodies -> "Life Force"

Original Song Title:

"White Horse"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Life Force"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Some things are just not okay in kids films. Disembowelments. Flaying. Dongs. But don't you say you're killing people? You're just, uh, destroying them. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Such a flurry of blows that look painful
So violent for a kids' cartoon
Almost looks like the dude's gonna die
Though I doubt they'll go that far, it's true
That's saved for the flashback lore
And the end, the villain goes right down a hole

It's still pretty vicious, face lookin' pretty pale
But the line they always say sends me for a loop, what the hell?
Friggin' Hollywood, they love to talk down
To all the children, assumin' they can't take it now
That guy's not bein' drained of his life force, just cut it out

Pulls me out of the scene, kills the mood outright
You've got to be completely mad
Kids can take words like "death", "murder", "kill" and such
I've said way worse when doors close on my hand
But because they're machines, that means kids can see
Bleedin' fluids? Such a joke

Sure, I get the instinct, kids love their action tales
But parents can cause a nasty scene if their kids are unwell
So it's pretty good rather than calm down
After the fact, you try to make the script nicer now
But your aim is way off, I mean, "life force"? Eyes rollin' round

Of all the things to not keep
Don't trim out the violence, bots should still bleed
A kinda rapey villain, "You'll kill him"? Ain't G

Not just me who noticed? Not quite an epic fail
Rest of the film's rather okay, solid C-minus, mostly gelled
The "heroes" aren't jerks, good jokes to be found
Bechdel Test passed but that's a pretty low bar now
So I can't believe you wrote down "life force"
And thought we'd be okay with it, "life force" is lame, hands down

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-ho, it's a shame right now, ho-oh
But it's lame, face in palm now

Deadpool: Yeah... yeah here's the thing. I can't really say the K-word out loud. It's a weird mental tic. (laughs) But we're going to destroy them, make them disappear, sleep with the fishes, WE'LL K-WORD THEM! Spider-Man: You mean you want to kill them? Deadpool: WOAH! Yeah, that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes we're gonna unalive them.

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LoriLoud33 - May 11, 2022 - Report this comment
Great song. Great lyrics. Doesn't match the Konami video game, Life Force, for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

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