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Song Parodies -> "I Failed a Spell or Two"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Failed a Spell or Two"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Stupid cheap discount wands...
I failed a spell or two
I've gained four eyes
Wand got flicked askew
Huhuhaha, watch out! Toes are flyin'
Yeah-eah-eah, this is bad, whoo!
Mixed limbs all around
Now my hands
Are on my cheeks now
I failed a spell or two
Tripled my thighs, oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, ooh-oh, uh

Wand got twisted, dude
Ahuhuhaha, watch out! Knees are flyin'
Oh, oh, I count two
Thirty-two extra eyes
That dumb magic store ripped off me, want refunds now
I failed a spell or two
Tongues equal five, five, five, ow! Whoo! Uh, uh, not right, uh, uh-huh

Got some comments yesterday about all the shocking stuff Alice Cooper did while I wasn't paying attention (I'm not into the spoopiness that much). And then today I learned that this song was one of the first shock rock performances. All because everyone got drunk in the studio that day.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   4

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Amiright Archivist - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Only 829 more "Spell" parodies to go before you're the all time leader. I say go for it
JAB - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Go indeed!
paul robinson - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, I put this one thru my Spell Checker and three 5's magically appeared.

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