I can hear you squawk from 'bout three rooms down
My eardrums might blow if you keep this up, I'm appalled
Way you sing entails one element that's just wrong
That incorrect sound, you can't hit that note at all
I'm surprised you get ev'ry single word
Not a single flub, no mumbles here, bud
But when you go high, it breaks my heart (my heart)

Wish I could depart
But I'd move in range of your screech, right
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Need to restrain
Wanna pummel your chalkboard-nail head
"My flatulent arse"
I say to your claims you're trained, yeah, right
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Got in your brain that you're great, but you can't do falsetto-etto-etto

Your bass is alright, honestly gives me such a chill
When your Barry White filters over real late at night
But your high notes hurt, the dogs are barkin' outside
Won't you cut it out? Even my pet bird's appalled
Still you're so convinced like an utter berk
That your voice imparts pure joy to my heart
But that's such a lie, don't be an arse (an arse)

I want to depart
Bet your poor refrains would still reach, right
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Could leave the state
But your singin' would still pierce my head
You're causin' real harm
To my poor old brain, it wants to die
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
But your dumb brain thinks you're great, you still can't do falsetto-etto-etto

Yeah-ee-yeah, oh-ho-oh-ho-eh, oh-ay-oh
Yeah-ee-yeah, oh-ho-oh-ho-eh, oh-ay-oh
Yeah-ee-yeah, oh-ho-oh-ho-eh, oh-ay-oh
Yeah-ee-yeah, oh-ho-oh-ho-eh, oh-ay-oh
Yeah-ee-yeah
My windows, think they might (oh-ho)
Crack and shatter, that's right (oh-ho-eh, oh-ay-oh)
Cause of your voice so high
You need to quit it (yeah-ee-yeah)
I'll gag you one day, right (oh-ho)
If I can get close-like (oh-ho-eh, oh-ay-oh)
Cause of your voice, too high
Why won't you quit it?
Yeah, yeah, oh-ho-oh-ho-eh, oh-ayo