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Song Parodies -> "Mystic Fairy Book"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere You Look"

Original Performer:

Jesse Frederick

Parody Song Title:

"Mystic Fairy Book"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Even fairy tales can be disappointing sometimes...

Where are the spells here for invisibility?
To grow plants, bring life to toys, spawn beetles from trees?
I stole this from the pixies here, thought it would grant to me
Magic power that I need (ah-ah)

I say "need" but "want"'s closer, see (closer, see)
Either way, I'm real confused (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Artsy filigree that suggests "nature"
But there's no magic here, dude

Mystic fairy book, ev'ry page, there's no
Magic arts (secret arts), my plan is straight shot through
Mystic fairy book, ev'ry page, there's no
Words in place here, no spells I can read, dude
Mystic fairy book

What is written there? Wish I didn't know
No magic there, it's a fae's porno tome (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Mystic fairy book
Mystic fairy book (ah-ah-ah-ah)

I've never seen an episode of Full House. Possibly because it ran from 1987-1995, when I was -4-to-4-years-old.

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Peter Andersson - January 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Fairy porn books? Those were the days! I'm pretty sure Tinkerbell has a webcam by now. And she's the size of Smurfs... Hmm....
Matthias - January 31, 2019 - Report this comment
I could totally see Bob Saget/ Danny Tanner as a powerful wizard with Uncle Joey as a Jester and Uncle Jesse as a simitar wielding bard. Well done!

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