Dear human, won't you come out to play?
Dear human, shouldn't be afraid
Your door is shut, that's kinda rude
Assume that all I want is food
Dear human, won't you come out to play?

Dear human, let me come inside
Dear human, I swear I won't bite (ah)
Well, maybe just a little bit
It wouldn't hurt, the smallest nip
Dear human (ah-ah-ah), won't you let me come inside?

Please come out, out (out, out, out)
Out, out, out, out, out
Won't chomp down, down, down (down, down)
Down, down, down, down, down
Please come out (ah-ah-ah-ah)

Dear human, can't you see my smile?
Dear human, it's honest and mild (ah)
These pointy teeth? Don't be afraid
Won't let them sink inside your brain
Dear human (ooh-ooh-ooh), can't you see my harmless smile?

Dear human, won't you come out to play?
Dear human, I won't like your taste
I just had lunch, some angry dude (ah)
No-one you know, least I assume
Dear human, won't you come out to play?