Hey, face off?
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm (let's not), yeah-eah
I lost, ahh, right fair and square (oh-oh, right)
So let's not go crazy, maybe (oh-oh, right)
Hold off on the attack (oh-oh, no)
H-Halt, please, yeah
Oh, lot I gotta say

I've been (I've been) thinkin' (thinkin') about you (about you)
And how this came to be, it (be, it) was said
This war would never end, but I've lost my friends (lost my friends)
Covered in that guy's brains, I won't forget the taste
When my friend Stevie's eye flew into my mouth that day
I've had enough of you, but I've no infantry
Got cloth that's almost white, excuse the dirt and grease (let's go)

Dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender
Enough of this, I've had
Dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender
Hope you can see it, man
Wavin' this flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh)
This bleached-out flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh)
Please see this flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh)
You know this flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh)
Means "don't attack"

Okay, know that you hate me

My shots (my shots) have all been (have all been) missin' (missin')
I've barely trimmed your bad fringe (trimmed your bad fringe)
Oh, shoot (oh, shoot), that was stupid (that was stupid)
Should not've mocked it (mocked it), that's only made you more pissed (let's go)
I've run out of grenades, no ammo clips, okay
Even my sniper's sight has cracked from your shots today
I cannot fight with you (hey) hand-to-hand, I'd get creamed (hey)
I've got no plans to die (hey), can't afford enemies (let's go)

Dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender (hey, oh-ho), dude, I surrender (ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah)
I'm hurtin' somethin' bad
Dude, I surrender (dude, I surrender, hey), dude, I surrender (dude, I surrender), dude, I surrender (oh-ho-oh-oh, hey)
Tell me you see this, man (dude, I surrender)
Wavin' this flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh-oh)
This pale-ass flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Please see this flag (flag), little flag (oh-oh-oh)
You know this flag (yo), little flag (oh-oh-oh)
It means "don't stab" (ay, jerk, yo)

Thinkin' back to the time this feud with me had just begun
Might've said I'd never give up
And those who did were completely dumb, well, I guess I'm dumb
My head is reelin', fire blazin' from your huge onslaught of bombs
You would feel it too if I had your huge haul, but I just do not
Man, know I've failed in my campaign
Just a little bit, this damn pain still hurts
I can't run from this fight, car got nuked sky high
Got no jets to unfurl beneath the earth
No space lasers, I'm not insane
You worked too hard to bring me pain, boy, did that work
I deserve a reprieve from this shit
So I'm wavin' this flag though I hurt (I hurt)
Damn, my arm hurts (arm hurts, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Can't take more hurt (more hurt), jerk (tonight), hurts

How did we get this way? We were the best of mates (once were (hey) the best of mates)
But we got in a fight (hey) in a world-destroyin' vein (hey)
Should I put blame on you (hey) or is the blame on me (oh, oh, hey, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
"You cancelled my Wi-Fi" (hey, hey) ? You just watched porn all week (let's go)

Dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender, dude, I surrender
That's the reason? I'm mad (so lame and shite)
Dude, I surrender (hey), dude, I surrender (dude, I surrender), dude, I surrender (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, hey, oh-oh)
But I still can't push back (dude, I surrender)
I'll wave this flag, this little flag, yeah (oh-oh-oh)
This white-ish flag, little flag (oh-oh-oh)
Please see this flag, this little flag, yeah (oh-oh-oh)
You know this flag (oh-oh-oh)
Please don't attack