Somehow I've wound up in a jet plane about to crash
Gonna do way more than hurt me
Just wow, it's my first day at doin' this James Bond spy shtick
I'm doin' this poorly?
So now I'm freakin' in this fancy-lookin' cockpit
There's one button I should push, I know
But where'd it go-o-o?

I'm stuck in here just tryna find
One small itty bitty button or I-I'll die-ie
I've trained for this, but my memory-y
Has more holes than a sieve that's been slashed wi-ith a kni-ife
Can't think cause the plane's on fi-ire
How do I work the da-amn ejecto-or seat?

But how exactly will I do that
When nothin's labelled, just push buttons all randomly?
Hey now, a lack of labels is just
Askin' for a crap-load of trouble, don't you see?
So now, I'm wonderin' if this
Is some enemy agent plot, oh-oh no
Engine's 'bout to blo-o-ow

Pressed the big buttons first, hoped that might
Make all the important functions happe-en, ri-ight
All that did was made the engine cea-ease
Though I guess that could've bought me a bi-it more ti-ime
Engine won't blow up mid-sky-y
Won't help me find the da-amn ejecto-or seat?

Hope I find it before I'm a red smear in the di-irt
Also hope that I'm in the sea-eat
So it won't fly out without me-e
No-o-o, without me-e-e

I've pressed buttons red and black and white
All I've done is killed the air con and the-e li-ights
One button left, hope it works for me-e-e-e-e-e
I slam that button down hard, the seat spri-ings up fi-ine
But the cockpit's closed, oh my-y
One button opened it, I closed i-it, jee-eez
Knew there was more to the damn ejector sea-ea-eat
Damn ejecto-or seat
Oh-oh-oh