"Not like I rage", heard you say but that's a lot of pet peeves
What makes your eyes roll round like a pie, yeah, that's a lot of pet peeves

Don't like tight shoes or real loose tees, this list of yours is seven miles at least
You rant and you rave with each hat drop that's made, said that's a lot of pet peeves
Yeah, that's a lot of pet peeves

Always whine when things aren't perfectly right and there's a lot of pet peeves
It's okay to be pissed but silence is missed 'cause there's a lot of pet peeves

Don't like loose shoes or real tight tees, just get a blog, some kinda online feed
It's such a time waste to take up a queue's space with your huge lot of pet peeves
'Cause that's a lot of pet peeves

If you were to keep a folder of what's a real pain in your rear
Either physic'lly or digit'lly, there's no space for it here
In this dimension, it's real crazy

Got my own list of dumb shit that can get my soul to seethe
But I still know how to shave it down so I only rave about a couple pet peeves

But lame tattoos? Posters on trees? It's not a joke like I first thought, oh jeez
I'm goin' insane, think your lips should be stapled, what a lot of pet peeves
Yeah, that's a lot of pet peeves, oh, that's a lot of pet peeves