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Song Parodies -> "Wish I Weren't Clear"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

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Parody Song Title:

"Wish I Weren't Clear"

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The Lyrics

Being invisible can kinda suck.

I knew the science would be mad
But if I was told the consequences, I'd never have accepted
A simple little test of some light-bending nonsense
Which worked, so why am I not happy, happy?

I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear

From all my wasted clothes fund cash
To all the selfies I can't take when I see an awesome sunset
I'm glad food doesn't show when I eat, but it's getting harder
To get it, stealing just seems douchey, douchey

I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear (clear)
Wish I weren't clear

Oh-oh-oh-oh-yeah, ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-whoa

The part that is most bogus?
Each time that I slam in
Walls or the door that's right there
Should've been intangible, not fair, I hate this

I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't
I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear
I wish I weren't clear
Wish I weren't clear

Pity that "invisible" has four syllables, or this subject'd make for a great "Innocent Man" parody.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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the_copout_of_parodies - October 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Joseph Little - October 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Hey Conqueror! I Totally respect your work, Saw your comment on innocent man and invisible man, sometimes I ignore the syllable constriction and force it in many of my parodies, to be honest, I know you got a whole lot, and I only got like 70. Take the lyric "I'm an innocent man" and compare it to "I'm an invisible man", you can totally make it work!
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2019 - Report this comment
@ Joseph Little. it's simple-- "I ammmmmm, Invisible Maaaan. Oh yes I am....". @TCOP, oh my you must have riled an Incubus fan. That band still does not get admiration from me.

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