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Song Parodies -> "I'm Out of Bullets"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Every Woman"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Out of Bullets"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Truly the worst thing to happen on the battlefield. Massive blood and/or organ loss? Pfft, mere secondary concerns!

I might've bee-een sho-o-ot
In both my kidne-e-e-e-e-e-eys
Not good when you need blood pu-umpin'
Bu-u-ut what's much worse to-o me-e-e-e
Is I-I'm ou-out of bullets (out of bullets)
My clip's empty-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Wo-orthle-ess magazi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine

I'm out of bullets, damn clip's empty
Perforated lung? That's nothin'
When I can't shoot with glee-ee-ee
I'm out of bullets, damn mag's empty
Nee-eed to find some more right no-ow
'Fore I lose ano-other knee-ee (whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa (oh-oh, oh))
Whoa (oh), whoa (oh-oh), whoa-oa-oa

I-I can unleash he-ell, slaughter fairly we-e-ell
But the key part to-o me firin' full force, dude
An intrinsic nee-eed for ammo, fear
That I won't la-ast too long out here, yeah, oh-oh

I'm out of bullets, my clip's empty
Torn ear from shotguns? That's nothin'
Plum out of magazi-ines (whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa)
Whoa (oh-oh), whoa (oh-oh), whoa-oa-oa (oh-oh)

Hea-ea-ea-ea-eard you tellin' me-e "You need a medic" Plea-ease
I need bullets, ri-ight, in this minigun of mi-ine
Can't take these pricks down with an empty friggin' gu-u-un
Mu-ust kill 'em, mu-ust kill 'em, must kill 'em, kill 'em, buddy, buddy

Da-a-amn it (I'm out of bullets), damn clip's empty
You can see my guts? That's nothin'
Need my kill fix, you see-ee-ee
I'm out of bullets, damn mag's empty
Kno-ow my armour's dead right no-ow
That's just more challe-enge for me-e (whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa (oh-oh, oh))
Whoa (oh), whoa (oh-oh), whoa-oa-oa

You keep sa-ayin' my life is do-one
If you ask me? Ooh, it's just begu-u-un
Sure, my li-iver's over the-e-ere
I've got thi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is (I've got this)

Whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa (I-ee-yeah-eah-yeah, I've)
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa (got this, got this, got this, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oa-oa (I-I-I-I-I)
Ah (I-I, I-I-I-I-I-I)
I'm out of bullets (I'm out of bulle-e-e-ets)
I'm out of bullets (gimme, please, right to me, yeah-eah)
I'm out of bullets (oh-ooh, don't care 'bout my spleen, buddy)
I'm out of bullets (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (I'm out of bullets, buddy))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (ooh!))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (I'm out of bulle-e-ets, buddy))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (oh-oh-oh-oh))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (bugger))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (bugger!))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (ha, ha, ha, ha))
I'm out of bullets (whoa, whoa-oa, whoa-oa (I'm toast))

For about half a second, a thought crossed my brain to have it revealed that it was just a video game all along. Then I realised that I've done that twist before. More than once.

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