I'm a jerk, I agree
But real guns? Not for me
Still want all your stuff, please, or I'll turn on
Freezer gun
Give up your stuff, please, or I'll turn on
Freezer gun

Shoot it off and no-one
Dies, but I get their stuff
Speaking of, give up, please, or I'll turn on
Freezer gun

Did you have some place you wanna go?
Won't approach the dizzy speed of "slow"
I'm firin'
This whole bank will be stuck in place
Not much of a change from the stock pace, yeah
Your new wait time: non-expirin'

Cops say "Freeze!", my jaw drops
Can't they see how that's wrong?
I doubt they could stop me once I turn on
Freezer gun
I call the shots, please, and all the stops
Freezer gun

How to undo it? That I don't know
Kinda stole this gun from some mad bloke
Go find him
Frozen stiff, still alive, okay
And it's warm today, you're gonna make it
You'll thaw in time, you won't bite it

How it works? Beyond me
High-tech gun, all I need
To take all your stuff, please, once it's turned on
Freezer gun
Give up your stuff, please, or I'll turn on
Freezer gun
I'll take your stuff, please, or I'll turn on
My freezer gun, yeah, freezer gun
Take all your stuff, please, still might turn on
My freezer gun, my freezer gun
Takin' too long, geez, I'll just turn on
My freezer gun, my freezer gun
Why did I halt? Geez, shoulda turned on
Freezer gun

Freezer gun