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Song Parodies -> "Animals Are Making Lots Of Noise"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

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Parody Song Title:

"Animals Are Making Lots Of Noise"

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The Lyrics

My entry for event 9 of the Parody Decathlon. MUCH easier than the last event, I can tell you that!
Dogs go bark
Cats are mewing
When night comes
Owls are hooting
It is not all right
I am up all night
Animals are making lots of noise

Frogs will croak
As the toads will
So much that
Them I must kill
May upset my friend
I must make amends
Killing all the creatures making noise

In the stables there are crazy horses
Always neighing through the whole damn night
Some cows are wrecking the go-kart courses
And no-one can be stuffed to make a fight

Mozzies buzz
Then drink my blood
Fish will splash
Through the soft mud
The monkeys will cough
To get me pissed off
At the animals all making noise

In the jungle, there are tons of creatures
Making ev'ry screech and hoot and howl
You won't find lions in any jungle
It still ticks me off to hear them growl

I digress
And remember
That humans
Are a member
Animal Kingdom
Still my ears go numb
From the animals all making noise

Human animals can make the noise
Shooting animals which make said noise
Thanks to Rick Cormier, whos parody of this I used for the formatting. Oh, and unknowingly giving me knowledge of the OS...yes, I live under a rock.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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 5   13

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Jack Wilson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Chris Kilo - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Somewhat demented, but it's funny that way! Haha, keep up the good work.
Matthias - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, you never knew this OS until you read Rick Cormier's parody? That's.... just..... wow, as is this parody!
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Purrfectly mooving. Made me hoot.
Kristof Robertson - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC9) I agree with Chris K: demented, by lovable. 555
tomario - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
got a bit confused as i read it without the original song. but it all makes sense now ! great job
Johnny D - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC) Zoological, indeed!
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath9) very imaginitive match of idea to OS, bobpie - I would never have thought of it but it paces beautifully - 555
Arwen - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment much animal death in this round. So sad...; ) But a nice job, none the less! =)
Josh 2 - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
slightly strange but 5s anyways
Agrimorfee - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Murderous! :)
Matthias - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
As noisy as the first time I read it
stuart mcarthur - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) see above - not bad bobpie - and I agree with Arwen about the poor dead animals
Red Ant - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) What's a "mozzy"? Anywho, fun stuff, pieman, and very relateable: animals making noise when I'm trying to sleep drive me crazy, though crickets are the worst. 5s
Below Average Dave - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Very funny, and I agree with Red Ant on crickets being the worst. . .I wish I had been in the Decathalon, sounds like it was a fun event, will Kristof be hosting a Decathalon 2 anytime soon?
Jack Wilson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Jack Wilson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
What the hell? I meant to say see above
Jeff Reuben - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto. I mean, very good job, lol!
Cat - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) I can sympathize—one time years ago, a neighbor's yappy dog literally kept me up for HOURS...said dog was run over not long after, and I can only attribute it to karma. (Yes, I am a heartless beyotch. =P)

But that's beside the point. Great job!!
Mikey Squirrel - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Do you live near a zoo? Very interesting and well done.

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