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Song Parodies -> "Clinical"

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Dua Lipa

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The Lyrics

When "how was your day at work" meets "welp, I guess I'm not eating ever again"...
No-one wants to feel disgust
Least I think so, it's not that probable
Don't you agree? Don't you agree?
If you did, I would not be sick
Because you love tellin' me what you did
To this guy's spleen, his ruptured spleen
I don't need all the deets when I'm also tryna eat

You sliced this guy's lung in two?
You could've just said that, not detailed all the goo
Man, come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)
It's too clinical
No doubt you can avoid
All the little nasty bits, a real simple choice
Man, come on (come on), come on (come on), come on
It's too clinical

I know I did ask how work has been
Standard conversational starter bit
You can't blame me, it's all on thee
I just wanna know if you saved lives
Not how you made each slice
Asked you to stop
I'd like to finish tea but my lunch wants to be free

Don't like the details here, dude
'Cause you have failed to grasp my face's greenish hue
Man, come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)
It's too clinical
Dial down descriptions, be coy
With anything that a G-rating would avoid
Man, come on (come on), come on (come on), come on
It's too clinical

Don't want this but I won't mind it
This gore galore needs vigour, you get me?
Come on (come on, come on)
Don't say it so blandly, it's too clinical
Beef up what you're sayin' higher
Bland lore 'bout gore doesn't click much with me
Come on (come on, come on)
Purple prose distracts me, this? Too clinical

I might enjoy it with food
If you gave it more ham than I'm tryin' to chew
Man, come on, come on, come on
It's too clinical
But now? Want to avoid
Ev'rything you're blandly talkin' 'bout, so annoyed
Man, come on (come on), come on (come on), come on
It's too clinical (clinical, clinical)

It's too clinical (clinical, clinical)
Clinical (clinical, clinical)
It's too clinical (clinical, clinical)
Come on, c-c-c-clinical

Wasn't intending to play on both definitions of "clinical" ("relating to the observation and treatment of actual patients rather than theoretical or laboratory studies" and :very efficient and without feeling; coldly detached" according to Google) but I'm not gonna say I'm mad at myself for doing so.

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