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Song Parodies -> "Too Critical"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Criminal"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alien Ant Farm
Parody Song Title:
"Too Critical"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Anyone who's ever wandered into nerd circles for even a fraction of a second has likely met that one dude who proclaims doom and gloom on any new iteration of their fiction of preference. This is that dude's poor, suffering friend's reaction...
Ow!
Dah, dah-dah, ow!
Dah
Uh-uh, ooh-ooh no-oo
In half of your browser windows
I see film news that brings you low
Remakes of 80's classics
Without the charm, half the talent (ah)
Gritty versions of old fables
Seems the profit there's still stable
Don't know why it's bringin' you gloom
This news comes out ev'ry day, dude
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Sayin' that they're so lame
Haven't seen them yet, sure they're lame?
Lookin' through all your windows
They're just previews of the trailer, pally
No director's announced yet
But you're goin' through the process
Where you're proclaimin' that the film's doomed
Cause one actor's not a fan, dude
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Jumped the gun, right
You're bein' slightly too critical
Ow!
It's two years until release day
You're on your way to a tweet rage
Base of ev'ry conversation
Gettin' old, when's the cessation?
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame (so lame)
They're so lame (so lame), they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame (so lame)
They're so lame (so lame), they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame (so lame)
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
So sure these'll be lame
Just a poster, that is all, mate
I'm aware where the trends go
All these films blew, your opinion, pally
I thought that they were av'rage
To my childhood did no damage
That's when I watched them anyway, dude
But my point is you think they're doomed
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Tad too soon, right
You're bein' slightly too critical
Ow!
Ow!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da
You're repeatin' hearsay (oh-oh no-o)
Castin' rumours, slightest lore change (oh-oh no-o)
Near each time you've done this, though (oh-oh no-o)
Watched the film, you were proved wrong, so sadly (oh-oh no-o)
I can't stand this, regardless (oh-oh no-o)
Of the few times that your target (oh-oh no-o)
Of resentment really did blew (oh-oh no-o)
Like the Fantastic Four reboot
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame (woo!), they're so lame (woo!), pally
All of these are so lame (woo!)
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Dah, dah-dah, ow!
Dah
Uh-uh, ooh-ooh no-oo
In half of your browser windows
I see film news that brings you low
Remakes of 80's classics
Without the charm, half the talent (ah)
Gritty versions of old fables
Seems the profit there's still stable
Don't know why it's bringin' you gloom
This news comes out ev'ry day, dude
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Sayin' that they're so lame
Haven't seen them yet, sure they're lame?
Lookin' through all your windows
They're just previews of the trailer, pally
No director's announced yet
But you're goin' through the process
Where you're proclaimin' that the film's doomed
Cause one actor's not a fan, dude
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Jumped the gun, right
You're bein' slightly too critical
Ow!
It's two years until release day
You're on your way to a tweet rage
Base of ev'ry conversation
Gettin' old, when's the cessation?
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame (so lame)
They're so lame (so lame), they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame (so lame)
They're so lame (so lame), they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame (so lame)
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
So sure these'll be lame
Just a poster, that is all, mate
I'm aware where the trends go
All these films blew, your opinion, pally
I thought that they were av'rage
To my childhood did no damage
That's when I watched them anyway, dude
But my point is you think they're doomed
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Tad too soon, right
You're bein' slightly too critical
Ow!
Ow!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da whoo!
Da da-da da-da-da
You're repeatin' hearsay (oh-oh no-o)
Castin' rumours, slightest lore change (oh-oh no-o)
Near each time you've done this, though (oh-oh no-o)
Watched the film, you were proved wrong, so sadly (oh-oh no-o)
I can't stand this, regardless (oh-oh no-o)
Of the few times that your target (oh-oh no-o)
Of resentment really did blew (oh-oh no-o)
Like the Fantastic Four reboot
"All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame (woo!), they're so lame (woo!), pally
All of these are so lame (woo!)
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally
All of these are so lame
They're so lame, they're so lame, pally"
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Bets on what comments I'm gonna get first: people complaining that every adaptation, remake or whatever are all crap, from Man of Steel to the Avengers; or people complaining that I parodied Alien Ant Farm's version instead of the Michael Jackson original (the reason being that this is part of the Parody Revolution challenge).
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Great idea for a title sub, can't help but feel you could have done a bit more with it, though (maybe some hideously OTT slating of not just films, something funny in its own right to go with the central idea).
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