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Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Punch You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Always Punch You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Surprise! *Thwack!*
I-I-I kno-o-o-o-o-ow you-ou-ou say
That thi-is time is whe-en I will cha-a-a-a-ange
But you-ou-ou kno-o-o-o-o-ow that i-it wo-o-on't
If you keep sneaki-in' up o-on me that wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay

Then I-I-I will always punch you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
I a-am gonna punch you
True-ue, du-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou absolute dou-ouche

You're a-a creep, don't touch me
Reme-ember how I made you blee-ee-ee-ee-eed
The last ti-i-i-ime? Not a-a-a lie
The-ere's worse things that I can do
So lea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eave

Cause I-ee-I wi-ill always pu-unch you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
I ju-ust wanna pu-unch you
True-ue-ue, du-u-u-ude

Kno-ow tha-a-at I maybe strike
A littl-le too hard for just a sho-o-o-o-ock
But this rank bullshi-it keeps addi-in' u-u-up
Over time, so stop touchin' my-y bu-u-u-u-utt

Cause I-ee-I a-am gonna pu-unch you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
I will alwa-a-ays pu-unch you
I might someda-ay ki-ick you-ou-ou-ou
Yes, I'm gonna-a punch you-ou-ou-ou
Look, I-I'm go-onna thump you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Yes, I a-am go-o-onna slu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ug you-ou-ou

Leggo my bu-utt, dude
Cause tha-at's my-y space
Do-on't ma-a-ake me-e pu-unch you-ou-ou

Goddamn melismatic vocals are a bitch to pace.

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John Lomain - April 19, 2016 - Report this comment
The antidote to the OS. 5's

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