-> "I Will Always Punch You"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Always Love You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Always Punch You"
The Lyrics
I-I-I kno-o-o-o-o-ow you-ou-ou say
That thi-is time is whe-en I will cha-a-a-a-ange
But you-ou-ou kno-o-o-o-o-ow that i-it wo-o-on't
If you keep sneaki-in' up o-on me that wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
Then I-I-I will always punch you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
I a-am gonna punch you
True-ue, du-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou absolute dou-ouche
Mmm-mm-mm
You're a-a creep, don't touch me
Reme-ember how I made you blee-ee-ee-ee-eed
The last ti-i-i-ime? Not a-a-a lie
The-ere's worse things that I can do
So lea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eave
Cause I-ee-I wi-ill always pu-unch you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
I ju-ust wanna pu-unch you
True-ue-ue, du-u-u-ude
Kno-ow tha-a-at I maybe strike
A littl-le too hard for just a sho-o-o-o-ock
But this rank bullshi-it keeps addi-in' u-u-up
Over time, so stop touchin' my-y bu-u-u-u-utt
Cause I-ee-I a-am gonna pu-unch you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
I will alwa-a-ays pu-unch you
I might someda-ay ki-ick you-ou-ou-ou
Yes, I'm gonna-a punch you-ou-ou-ou
Look, I-I'm go-onna thump you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Yes, I a-am go-o-onna slu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ug you-ou-ou
Du-u-u-u-ude
Leggo my bu-utt, dude
Cause tha-at's my-y space
Do-on't ma-a-ake me-e pu-unch you-ou-ou
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