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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Old Fad"

Original Song Title:

"Do the Bartman"

Original Performer:

The Simpsons

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Old Fad"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I wonder what people used to think was cool, I'll just watch this video on it, surely it can't be that baOHDEARGODMYEYES!!1
Huh? What? What?! WHAAAAAT?!?!
That was so stupid, so absolutely stupid, I regret ev'rything

Oh! I'm sad now, it's true
Tell me why I was curious, be rude
My brain is escapin', my left and right lobes
Are separatin' so fast cause they now know
The trends of yore that are not a bore
But are a pile of cringe not yet seen before
Just one click and you will too say the word "art"
Has no meanin' now, this farce
Was seen today because I thought that my brain
Could handle what was once not lame
That was a plan that simply was doomed
And now into my vision, it's burned, it's true, ugh
I could've stopped it with just one non-motion
Just clicked back and not watched that bogus
Load of old nonsense that once was called rad
But now it's plain stupid, it's an old fad

I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad (whoa)
It's so awkward, tune it out? But I can't, man (won't get out, man)
Hunk of crap, hurts the eyes like a stab, man (old fad)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (uh-huh)
I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad
Really awkward, block it out? But I can't, man (whoa, mama)
Pile of crap, hits your eyes like a stab, man (whoa)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad

The colours are day-glo, maybe neon? You see
I can't rewatch it, yeah, blind for weeks
Whole time was yellin' (WHAT?!), swear words too
Because the dance steps all looked real dumb, dude
Cool at the time? That can't be the truth
Is what my brain said with each beat consumed
Effort in vain to make me not snap, dude
But it's so damn stupid, my poor brain's plan was doomed

Ev'ry awful second brings the notion (whoa, it's not just assumed now, buddy)
That this crap is just not worth knowin' (not worth jack, whoa)
Even gifs would make you blind now (stupid old fad)
From the shit they take in stride now (so cheesy, ha)
Beat may have a groove but they don't use it (ha, ha, ha)
In any way that's not real stupid (hahaha, there's no doubt, man)
At least it was a free transaction
If I paid for this "art", I'd slap me in reaction

I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad (oh, yeah)
Pretty awkward, tune it out? But I can't, man (hate this nonsense)
Load of crap, hurts your eyes like a stab, man (huh)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (yeah, stupid old fad)
I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad (every part's shit, yeah, stupid old fad)
Super awkward, block it out? But I can't, man (hate it all)
Lump of crap, hits the eyes like a stab, man (whoa, mama)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (it's bad, so bad)

Stupid old fad, stupid old fad
Did it have to be recorded for all time?
Stupid old fad, stupid old fad
Ev'ryone looks like a dork, I would hide
Stupid old fad, stupid old fad
They're so clueless that it's stupid, what a sight
Stupid old fad, stupid old fad
Can't get the damn beat outside of my mind

There's no clout in the watchin' of this old bad shit
Stupid old fad
No, I fear this will bury my old rep away
"Shouldn't watch this
Cause it's so stupid, so absolutely stupid, you'll regret ev'rything"
Ooh!

Vid is windin' down with its crap audio
Did I leave autoplay on? That's not good, no
What vid's next in line? A remix that's far less lame?
Oh no, this isn't good, cause what does play
Is a vid some douche uploaded, this is wrong
Same crap I just watched, but ten hours long
Yeah, after this ad, gonna click off of that
Cause this was plain bad, that dumb stupid old fad

I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad (hey, it's not stoppin')
Super awkward, tune it out? But I can't, man (I said goodbye, dude)
Total crap, hurts the eyes like a stab, man (uh, this ain't art, sucks, man)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (huh)

Stupid old fad, stupid old fad
Why must my brain loop the score? Rewind, rewind
Stupid old fad, stupid old fad
Can't remove it though it's stupid heinous shite

Don't you watch it, that's a stupid notion (stupid)
Might go mad from the awful motions (twisted)
Such a mess inside my eyes now
Hard to think and then describe now
Details have gone zoom, makes me sound stupid (dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby doo wop bop bop)
Convincin' is hard, outright useless (dabba-doo, a-dabba-doo, dabba-doo)
When you can't tell your friends what happened (dabba-doo-doo-ba-bop, da, da)
Hee, hee, hee, with this old fad

I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad (real shit, buddy)
Super awkward, block it out? But I can't, man (huh)
Lump of crap, hits the eyes like a stab, man (oh yeah, it's bad, a-real bad)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (whoa, so bad)
I can tell ya, this is bad, stupid old fad (stupid old fad)
Pretty awkward, tune it out? But I can't, man
Load of crap, hurts your eyes like a stab, man (ha, ha, ha)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (oh yeah, stupid old fad)

Won't screenshot it, though it lacks the motion (it's still some bad shit, ha)
It's still bad, gives you head-punch notions (ball up a fist, stupid old fad)
To the pricks who plied that shite now (ooh, ah, ah, ooh, uh, eh, uh, eh, yeah)
Or a quick T.K.O. right now (stupid old fad)
Not a thing to view, please don't confuse this (ha, ha, it's shit)
With a proper proposal to view it (stupid old fad, please don't watch, it's awful)
Bile fascination's no good action (woop)
I can tell ya, this is one stupid old fad (stupid old fad, ha, ha)
AVOID IT! Just wow, man

Did not have a specific video in mind when I wrote this, in case you were wondering.

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