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Cher Lloyd

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I really enjoy playing collect-a-thon platform games. Sometimes I have to wonder why, though...
I'm glad that the weight of you doesn't play a part
'Cause encumb'rance in a collect-a-thon?
That's madness, you know it's true, you'd never press "Start"
This whole style of gameplay's got more than enough
Problems I'll be grumblin' over
All while I'm continuin' to play, yeah-eah
The crap to attain, hate you
I'm saddled with gainin' you

I'm jumpin' and climbin' all around in order
To find the bits and bobs the game wants me to get
I'm runnin' and slidin' all around in order
To find the random shinies I've got to go get
I'm item huntin'

Backtrackin' through all the worlds to collect this shite
And if I had use for these, I'd be serene, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh
But it seems that the only purpose
Is for one hundred percent, that's lame, yeah-eah
I'm not gonna let them go
It's unfinished business, so

I'm runnin' and slidin' all around in order
To find the stupid, pointless shinies on the list
I'm jumpin' and climbin' all around in order
To stop my brain from yellin' at me, makes me pissed
I'm item huntin', dumb item huntin'

Yeah, there's sweat on my poor controller
This jumpin' sequence here is insane, yeah-eah
Glad I grinded for one-ups, I'm alright with death
Sounds a bit morbid, but

I'm jumpin' and climbin' all around in order
To find the final goddamn doodad on the list
I'm runnin' and slidin' all around in order
To finish off this stupid game so I can rest
I'm item huntin', dumb item huntin'

Now then. In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!

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