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Song Parodies -> "Caper of the Year"

Original Song Title:

"Flava in Ya Ear (Remix)"

Original Performer:

Craig Mack

Parody Song Title:

"Caper of the Year"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

ft. The Notorious B.I.G., LL Cool J, Rampage & Busta Rhymes, for full disclosure. That out of the way, time for the tale of an overambitious criminal-type!
Right, boys, let get this straight
You're all available to do this, right?
Uh, uh

This is a plan films are based on, a grand game (yeah)
It's a great one (yeah), I don't like the bland way
Half-assed way people plan, what jokes (uh)
I can't stand 'em, my plan's far more verbose (check these notes, uh)
Real far from bogus, hopeless (yeah) isn't what I do
Since I'm not so foolish like those dudes
Get caught way too soon, they're wack to me (uh)
Charges piled up like a battery
You see (yeah) a genius, you all see this
My plan's comprehensive, impressive, can't forget it (uh, yeah)
Good chance this'll fund our retirement (uh)
Once we have all of the requirements (whoo, whoo)
Be so easy to dodge those shit cops (yeah)
We'll live free, wild, but now I hear lots (uh)
Of folks musin' that I ramble lots (crap, uh-huh)
Trap ain't snappin' stop (uh-huh)
Start straight from the top, uh (caper of the year)

Here comes the brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
My brand new caper of the year (it's the caper of the year)
Love thinkin' new capers of the year (next caper of the year)
Plan's a brand new caper of the year (it's the caper of the year)
Here comes the brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
My brand new caper of the year (ah, here comes the plan)

Phones shut, this plan's so vast, it's stored in (count up)
So many flash sticks, USB's, whatchacallem's (uh)
Will take (uh) 'bout eight weeks to get straight all this
You'd best not pass on (yeah, what) takin' notes, let's go quick
Cause last time that I tried a fine heist
Took so long to get the basics through to my guys (get trough to my guys, yeah)
My high-tech gear became "last year"
Replacements were so dear, I gave up beer (guh)
Man, that sucked (what), hard to clamp up (ah)
Your basic "failed it" feelin's when one (haha)
Can't get easily weak from Jim Beam (uh-uh)
Make sure each phase won't need it's own week (ahhhh)
Want this done before next year (so let's go)
Is that crystal clear? Make this plan "caper of the year" (here comes)

Here comes the brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
My brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
Keep tryin' new capers of the year (next caper of the year)
Plan's a brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
Here comes the brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
My brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)

Take these guns, this C4 and all these lemons, what for?
Make the guard's eyes burn, but there's more (yes)
This caper of the year needs to work out
So don't doubt that these plastic masks will bring clout ('sright)
Cause ev'ryone will know that "Pony Mask Clan", grand hit (uh)
Trendin' topic for nine months, this (c'mon)
Now, inside all your knapsacks are plush bats
Make sure you scatter them around in stacks
It's ponderous, confusin' shit, like the grass seeds you'll spit (uh)
Plant those eggs, cards with questions, tip four percent (uh)
I'm gonna live long in the crime game, mob types know my name
You got it? Always wanted fame

You're similar, buddy, let's be candid
You're similar, buddy, let's be candid

Lizzy? Uh (uh), seditious
Stevey (mmm, yeah)? You're vicious
You're the good hoods, tough like wood, mmm, damn (damn)
Past mishaps, you've withstood, you're more than good (uh)
The best for my team, uh
No-one can stop me if I have y'all, see (mmm, yeah)
You've got all the skills I gotta (that's right)
Have to not stop (c'mon)
No, really, I can't see me on this caper without all of you here
I need Jim and his major there's-a-guard-in-there ears (uh)
And I need Sue, she hacks the CPU (quick stuff)
Chuck, Pat, for when I need to punch crap
Moron guards to strangle, balls to kick, stat
I know capers of the past have fallen flat
Cause I ballsed up, I up and plain forgot ya
But I refuse to be stupid, you're here now so let's start up (uh, start up)

Yo! Yo! Capers failed to grant me, ha (sucks)
Any kind of joy or cash reward to me, ha (all to me)
But this new one's the best I've ever seen, ha
Everybody, hey, hey, hey, you're gonna believe
That this one heist is great, you will remember my face, yo, yo
Wait, wait, wait, I hide my face behind a picture (yeah)
I picked Starlight Glimmer cause I wanted to, ditch it (huh)?
I can't have my furrowed brow
Upon the cam'ra systems, wait, whole point is to get renown now
Thoughts real repetitious (uh, yeah) keep on swimmin' in my mind (ha)
How'd I miss it when I thought this crime (planned this crime)?
Cause this whole thing was to get me respected (that's all)
Before, I got rejected from crime clubs, grudges collected
My new caper was to beat all of theirs, you see (uh)
I'd own this country's treasury while they're in jail for weeks (hey)
But here's the problem: evil peeps (ha)
Will just call bullshit when I try to claim that it was me
Plan to burn down the evidence, all of it gets blown up
This ain't fair (ha), just wanted the caper of the year

There goes the brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
My brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
Keep failin' new capers of the year (screw this)
Plan's a brand new caper of the year (caper of the year)
There goes the brand new caper of the year (was the caper of the year)
My brand new caper of the year (shit, shit)
Keep failin' new capers of the year (caper of the year)
Plan's a brand new caper of the year

Drawin' board (drawin' board)
Is where I should head (is where I should head)
Right, boys (right, boys)?
Come on (come on)
Let's think (let's think)
Come on (come on)

Poor Craig Mack. The stories of one-hit wonders usually carry a hint of tragedy, but the fact that his one hit had him boast "You won't be around next year, my rap's too severe, kicking mad flava in ya ear" when it was he who vanished.

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