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Song Parodies -> "Swap and Steal the Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Cum On Feel the Noize"

Original Performer:

Quiet Riot

Parody Song Title:

"Swap and Steal the Toys"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Another little ditty about the douchey practice of toy swapping. Because, really.
Swap and steal the toys? Soul is devoid
Of things nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice

Your plan to get a refunded price is really scummy
You should know why, you should know why
May not be sure if your trick's a crime, it should be, buddy
Should do the time, should do the time, I implore, oh, no

Don't swap and steal the toys, poor girls and boys
Pay the price, price, price, price, price, price
Swap and steal the toys? Heart is devoid
Of things nice, nice, nice, buddy

That new Bumblebee will get replaced with one quite dusty
Out of date by five years, think it's five
Even if I'm off, still a disgrace, won't make you chummy
With most nerds online, they hate your hide, loathe your sort, no, no, no

Swap and steal the toys? Just to avoid
A steep price, price, price, price, price, price?
Swap and steal the toys? Brain is devoid
Of thoughts nice, nice, nice, buddy

Busy parents may not recognise it's the wrong figure
Confuse their child, might make them cry
I'll be followin' you the whole time 'til you reconsider
Your cheap-ass crime, your mean-ass crime, I implore, oh no

Swap and steal the toys? Swear I will foil
Your cheap crime, crime, crime, crime, crime, crime
Swap and steal the toys? Soul is devoid
Of things nice, nice, nice, buddy

C'mon (c'mon), quit it (c'mon), it's a mean ploy (stop it)
Just not right, right, right (rude to any child)
Right, right, right (who thinks Mum and Dad just lied)
Swap and steal the toys (stop it, ain't right)? You're just devoid
Of things nice, nice, nice, oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-oh (whoo), ah-ah-ah
Swap and steal the toys? Soul is devoid
Of things nice, nice, nice
Ah-ah-ah-ah-oh, ah-ah-ah

Also because I totally forgot about the first one until I was two-thirds done. Sometimes when that happens I start over, sometimes I commit to sparkle motion, depends how long ago the previous parody was or how much I don't want to listen to the song again (this time it was the former).

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