I can't take it, I lay wide awake with a single thing that's on my mind:
What's that sound? Grind and glug, drives me nuts 'cause an answer, I can never find
So that's why I'm here right now, here I stand with the bathroom door open wide
And my jaw's droppin' slack, what is that that you just send down the bog and why?

Can't believe you're flushin' that, flushin' that
Tell me why you're flushin' that, flushin' that
Don't get why you're flushin' that, flushin' that
'Cause you can't be flushin' that

Don't you start callin' me a big freak, you're the one who didn't lock the door
Also I didn't see what you keep in your pants since they're not on the floor
Can't not notice the stack of boxes around you, I'm sure that's not the norm
But I hear your shocked ass tellin' me "You saw nothin', I'm only a ghost"

Dude, I saw you flushin' that, flushin' that
No mistake, you're flushin' that, flushin' that
Not s'pposed to be flushin' that, flushin' that
So why are you flushin' that, flushin' that?

It's not beer, it's not tissues that I spy you dumpin' in, dude
The plumber costs a ton, so stop flushin' that at once
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

When I would lay awake, my poor brain wondered what could cause that noise at night
Was it a car backed up? Did a truck fail to find the brake pedal in time?
And then there was the doubt that I had that it was all made up in my mind
But now I see you standin' there, hands still full of those court records of mine

You should not be flushin' that, flushin' that
That's a crime, stop flushin' that, flushin' that
I won't join you flushin' that, flushin' that
Evidence, stop flushin' that (not okay)
It's bad to be flushin' that, flushin' that
Not helpin', stop flushin' that, flushin' that (not okay)
I would not be flushin' that, flushin' that
Get the hint, stop flushin' that, flushin' that