Song Parodies -> "Get Off, You're Much Too Fat"

Original Song Title:

"She's All I Ever Had"

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Original Performer:

"Get Off, You're Much Too Fat"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Don't ask me how I came up with this one, it just sorta appeared into my head and I went with it.

Here I am
Suffering
On the floor
It isn't clean
Here I am
Right under Fred
Lost all feeling now
In both my hands

Get off
Get off, you are too fat
I can barely breathe
Get off
Get off, you're much too fat

Slipped on a banana peel
As I fell, I kicked Fred's heels
Fell backwards onto me, man
Getting crushed by his rear end
I'm pretty sure I'll lose my eyes
Pop right out into the sky
Can't Fred hear me as I scream:
"Get off, you're crushing me!"

I am in
So much pain (ouch)
I can't think
No blood in brain
(Crushing) All my organs
In directions
They shouldn't go
I might be dead soon

Get off
Get off, you are too fat
My ribcage is close to snapping
Get off
Get off, you're much too fat

Well, it seems my fate is sealed
I'll be flat as a film reel
Someone help me if you can
'Fore I meet a nasty end
I've lost all feeling in my thighs
I've got mincemeat for insides
Someone move this tub of grease
Because he's crushing me

(Insert faint groanings and mumbled threats until the song ends)

*Apologies for the grammar fail there. I hope it's clear what I meant.

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Matthias - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Haha! This one was funny! Very crazy subject but I can totally see this play out in my mind and it's hilarious! Really needs a music video

Old Man Ribber - September 08, 2010 - Report this comment

CoP - Way too true. In my youth, I weighed 140 ( I am 5'11') and I dated a lady who crowded 300 lbs. She really had a "crush" on me. ;D

Below Average Dave - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment

The positives outweigh the negatives easily on this one, but let me get those out the way. This song has an extra outro chorus that could have allowed you to expand the idea further and your grammar didn't quite work in at least three spots as I was reading, now the positives: Fantastic rhyming job on a foreign language song (that is a challenge to take on a song in Spanish and keep the rhyme scheme), fun idea--and a bit of a twist--I was expecting it to be about a girlfriend or something, not an accident where a huge man landed on you and couldn't get up. Fat parodies can be hard to 'expand' on because they are a heavy hit topic, but when taken to a creative new place like what you did here, they can turn out pretty funny. Good job TCOP, certainly a good way for me to start reading Ricky Martin parodies.

bobpiecheese - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Dave: I think the reason the extra chorus is missing is because I was going by the English version, which may also account for the grammar quibbles.

Agrimorfee - September 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Wonder how the critque/rating of this parody would fare with the English language version? Either way, it was pretty darned funny, a nice "expansion" indeed as Dave said.

Rex - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Obviously Fred has a crush on you. Fun idea and parody.

Christie Marie M - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry 81) This is 555 tons of laughter for this one! I sure don't want to be in Fat Freddie's shoes, that's for sure. Better yet, if I got squashed by Freddie, I would sure lose my mind as well. Rough time you went through! He'll need to get liposuction and then he would stop crushing other people. Great parody. LMFAO (Laughed My Fat A** Off) on this one!

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