I've seen many knights who trip and blunde-er
Some knights who rush into battle like a dunce
But of all of the kinds of knights I've dealt wi-ith
The type I hate the most are the lazy o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ones

They've no zea-eal, those knights who stay home
They've no zea-eal
What's the dea-eal? Why do they stay ho-ome?
What's the dea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eal?

I can deal with greedy knights declini-ing
To share dragon's treasure with their fellow man
I can handle the more violent transgre-essions
Even then at least they're getting something do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-one

What's the dea-eal with the lazy schmoes?
What's the dea-eal?
They lack zea-eal, no fan of these do-opes
They lack zea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eal

Won't react to any plights
Bet their swords haven't seen light
I can't stand these lazy kni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ights

I've had knights that balk at hints of thunde-er
Knights who think that puppy-kicking is great fun
But the best way to get right on my shit li-ist
Is to waste your armour lounging on your bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-um
Where's your zea-eal?

How can you be lazy, knights?
You too-ook the oath to always be there
With sword, shield and spea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

The village is under a-a curse
And I shouldn't have to co-oerce
You to help before it ge-ets wo-orse
You lack zea-eal
You need zea-eal
You can't dea-eal damage while at ho-ome
Where's your zea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eal, ah

Once was like you, no past I'm deny-yi-ing
No longer a lazy knight, ge-et knighting