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Song Parodies -> "Real Address"

Original Song Title:

"Freakum Dress"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé

Parody Song Title:

"Real Address"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Stupid post office, get my letters to me!
Received or not received...not
That sucks, gimme my crap (that sucks)
God, I'm so sick of this
Wait, don't you hang up there (oh-oh), yes, yes
It's bad, it's bad, that's not my address (oh-oh), yes

Ordered a package
New kettle for my house, old one sucks (oh-oh)
But I don't have it
Don't try to put the blame on your trucks (oh-oh)
"Just been traffic, for real"
Givin' me excuses, all been debunked (oh-oh)
'Cause I know what's up
Stop actin' like it's me who's dumb (oh)

You pulled my deets up (oh-oh) and I know that they're wrong (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Fix it tonight, shouldn't take long (oh-oh)
Just need to scratch (oh-oh-oh-oh) that off, you pricks
And write my real address (oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, wrote the seven as one
Oh-oh-oh, write it down right, you dumdum
Oh-oh-oh-oh, the spellin's real off
Oh-oh-oh, you got my real address wrong

Send it toward me
I'm glad the wrong address owners are nice (oh-oh)
Got my package (package, package)
And didn't keep it or sell, that's right (oh-oh)
Good luck, I have it
Because it seems ev'ryone that gets my (oh-oh)
Package seems to know, ha
To be a decent girl or guy

Still not the best luck (oh-oh), would not be on the phone (oh-oh-oh-oh)
With you dumb guys, lettin' you know (oh-oh)
That I don't have (oh-oh-oh-oh) my order yet
Write down my real address (oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (yeah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh-oh, do you find my mess fun?
Oh-oh-oh, laughin' after I hang up?
Oh-oh-oh-oh, this how you get off?
Oh-oh-oh, gettin' my real address wrong?

And don't you think (oh-oh-oh-oh) I'd forget (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The diff'rent (oh-oh-oh-oh) damn addresses (oh-oh-oh-oh)
That aren't mine but (oh-oh-oh-oh) I'm still gettin' (oh-oh-oh-oh)
What is all (oh-oh-oh-oh) this bullshit, bullshit (oh-oh)?

Been gettin' a lot of club invitations
Ton of free coupons, I don't wanna take 'em (yeah-eah-eah-eah) (oh-oh)
Could be for some grandma who needs the savin's
Get it sorted now, in other mail I'm drownin' (oh-oh)
How do I know what's in their mail? Not breakin' (hey)
Any kind of law related to mailin' (hey) (oh-oh)
Labels near the stamp reveal what's contained in (hey)
This ain't for me now, it's why I'm always growlin' (ooh) (ooh-oh)

It's drivin' me nuts (oh-oh), I almost wanna sock (hey) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The poor mail guy doin' his job (oh-oh)
That would be bad (whoa), the fault ain't his (whoa) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's not my real address (oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (fix it, fix it, fix it)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (fix it, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh, got my real address wrong (hey)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, how could you be this dumb (how could you be this dumb)?
Oh-oh-oh, letters down to big boxed stuff (the real big boxed stuff)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, you're sendin' a lot
Oh-oh-oh, you got my real address wrong (oh-oh)

Really have this fear
That when I get my package from you guys (oh-oh)
It'll be so wrecked I'll have to go and then order a new one
Won't head to my real address, huh (oh-oh)
Still got my real address wrong
Still got my real address wrong (oh-oh)
Still got my real address wrong
Still got my real address wrong (oh-oh)

Luckily I don't actually have this problem. It's mostly just letters for my brother who used to live here but doesn't anymore...one of 'em mispelled "Jabez" as "Jabex", which sounds pretty cool, TBH.

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