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Song Parodies -> "We Will Caulk You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Caulk You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A group of repairmen decide to show an unsealed wall what's what...in song!
Wall, you've got a void, lettin' in noise
Not a hole, but leave it alone, will be that someday
It's that domino way, so we're in place
To keep this flat in an intact state

Singin' "We will, we will caulk you"
We will, we will caulk you

Wall, you've got a huge crack, large crack
Gonna get it sealed, otherwise you'll collapse someday
Won't get blood on our face, won't be disgraced
'Cause we will slather this foam in that space

We will, we will caulk you (seal it up)
We will, we will caulk you

Wall, you're just a big flat dumbass
Seal that stupid tight, stop potential big leaks one makes
When you've opened a space, not okay
Just hope we've got the right stuff, we haven't been trained

We will, we will caulk you (seal it, oh)
We will, we will caulk you
Hear that, plaster? We will, we will caulk you (hmm)
We will, we will caulk you, hold tight

Good thing this song's so short, didn't wanna risk dissolving into giggles singing it to check the pacing given how "caulk" is pronounced exactly the same as...well, you know. Male chicken.

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