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Song Parodies -> "(I Can't Choose A) Funny Caption"

Original Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"(I Can't Choose A) Funny Caption"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The perils of trying to be funny on the internet. Cause that's totally perilous and stuff. Enjoy!
I can't choose a-a funny captio-ion
Somethin' funny-y just ain't ha-app'nin'
Though I try, really try, I can't find what to wri-ite
Can't think up jokes, not one damn joke

Shouldn't be this friggin' hard
Lots of memes out there from which to quote
Hate to be a borin' bore
Across my internet connection
Say I need priority correction
That might be so, quite so, so, so
Fame, fame, fa-ame is what I cra-ave

I try to ge-et LOL reactio-ions
From my choice o-of silly ca-aptions
Though I try, I just find that I write utter shi-ite
Big fan of jokes, but I can't joke

Whether LOLcats or simply
A pic-recap of a movie
I just can't be funny
And this is the internet, all of us live for jokes
Should be a breeze, in theory
But it's not, though, ain't so, so, so
"So lame, lame, la-ame"'s what comments sa-ay

I can't choose a-a funny captio-ion
Comedy ha-as failed to happen
Don't know why I can't write funny shite, though I try-y
Just can't write jokes, it's a big joke

I may seem like a whiny jerk
"Wangstin' about captions, he's a total twat"
But I tell you, it's my world
I gotta come up with somethin' amusin' ev'ry week
Writin' for the Onion ain't no breeze
That's the truth, bro, you know, know, know
Afraid, 'fraid, 'frai-aid I won't get pai-aid
Mind's got no jokes and I need jokes
Gotta think of funny captio-ions
Need funny captio-ions or my dumb ass is quite ripe for sacki-in'
And that would blow

Finally done with the smegging Hot Rocks Polka. Getting quite sick of The Rolling Stones, TBH. Viva la variety, dagnabbit!

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Total Votes: 10

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Peregrin - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Ah Conq! At least know you are not alone, this be the curse of any aspiring witmeister. You have captured the angst well. I particularly liked: "Wangstin' about captions, he's a total twat"
Leough - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Trying to come up with something new and funny on a regular basis is probably the most challenging job in the world. I find it's better not to try, but instead just wait until a funny idea pops into my head. But then, I'm under no pressure to produce on regular basis. Superb job of capturing the spirit of this challenge!
Timmy1000 - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
It is a trying task at times. Sometimes when the "funny" magically appears, it is only a start for a parody. It then becomes even harder to finish off the story.
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
555... although my title might have been something like (I Can't Get a) Full Erection!!!
Jonathan - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
to paraphrase Gilbert Gottfried: "the pressure to being on the internet is being funny but I've given that up so there's no pressure whatsoever!" 5's

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